Cutting chives until my ex takes me back. Day 1

by Plenty-Sky9879

28 Comments

  1. i see a lot of bruising, your knife may or may not be sharp enough, but even if it’s sharp, the edge is likely not fine enough for perfect chives. you can thin your knife behind the edge to overcome this.

  2. ABoyWithNoBlob

    Day 1000 of this sub beating a dead fucking horse.

  3. Coercitor

    No wonder she left you, were you this sloppy in bed?

  4. dbowman97

    I’ve been cutting chives till I move on. Going on a decade now.

  5. She told me to tell you those are like your Johnson; thin, and beaten to death.

  6. I’m waiting on the dude to take cig breaks until reddit says that’s enough.

  7. concreteunderwear

    I mean honestly at this point would it kill you to slow down and cut with good forward motion, a sharp knife, and equal distance between slices? Bruising/smashed cuts all over and some slices are twice as wide or more than others. The same problems you’ve had this entire time.

  8. One-Future2932

    We already have a chive guy, pick something else to cut

  9. I feel your pain bro! 😭 SHE CHIVED MY HEART!

  10. hookedcook

    When did cutting chives become a thing? Always see these posts, how many dishes do you sprinkle chives on and who runs the restaurant where cutting chives is worthy of taking a picture of and putting it on the internet

  11. Helpful-Conference13

    As bruised as your ego. See you indefinitely.

  12. mynameisnotsparta

    Please grovel your apology today so she takes you back today. Thank You.

  13. ComfortableTime4111

    The only way to get over your ex is to perfect the art of the CHIVES

  14. tesconundrum

    Posts that will outlive the internet itself

  15. -blundertaker-

    Is there a way to filter out posts containing the word “chives”?