I baptized a deviled egg in bacon salt. My tongue did a backflip and my dog started speaking clear english and asked for a bite. I’ve ascended.

by -Funeral_party-

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  1. 120_Attack

    Dog fr:

    “Hey man, come on now like stop playin on me now like for real dog like-”

    Dog balls up its fist

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    “I’m’unna neeed Somma dat.”

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