Asked my husband for a cocktail, this is what I got
two shots of whiskey on the rocks with a salami garnish
by Cathlulu
35 Comments
kawiz03
Careful, man. There’s a beverage here.
ratafia4444
In his defence, do you have ingredients and utensils to make a cocktail?
wizardrous
He knows his way around boy dinner.
WorkingPumpkin3231
Salami on the rocks please
multiinstrumentalism
A tad too much ice, otherwise looks like a great drink
Draculeesa
Whole sausage didn’t fit on the straw
glitter_witch
He made you an edible umbrella! That’s adorable.
numbersalone
Would
schematicboy
r/cocktailcringe material.
RegulatoryCapturedMe
That is cute and thoughtful, assuming more traditional materials were unavailable.
darklogic85
The meat umbrella is actually a pretty cool idea though.
Bassanimation
Sending this to my hub so he can make me one later.
Financial-Opinion334
Even if you didn’t have the right ingredients for a cocktail, you have to admit,the presentation is fantastic
dtanderson29
Hell yeah
Away_Bat_5021
Not all heroes wear capes.
JemmaMimic
He’s a keeper.
VidaSuicide
Other than the ice, I see no problem with this.
fartew
Shitty???
Ypuort
This has to be bait
be1izabeth0908
Give your husband a kiss from savory girls across the world.
Glitchy13
whiskey on rocks is the shitty part here, neat’s the only way to go
Castille_92
Omg how could he??
He forgot the olive…
TutorNo8896
Ah, an upscale version of the “warm spam javelin”
jeffnorris
I don’t see a problem here
SignificanceWitty210
I can see why you married him
GrnEyedPanda
So I’m guessing it’s been a while since you two did the deed, yeah?
geri73
That’s nice. He let you have a Lil slommy.
NewAcanthaceae869
As long as it’s good whiskey I see no problem here
Spiritual_Cell_9719
*snaps fingers* bartender! More salami, please!
Citizenbeck
Swap it with scotch and it honestly sounds perfect!
claudial12
My husband also makes my drinks, bourbon on the rocks. I haven’t gotten a salami slice garnish, ever! I’ll be right back, I gotta go talk to him about this…..
cattycannabliss
the salami umbrella is lowkey a cute idea
GodsFavorite69420
Ask for a sandwich and he’ll bring you two Hawaiian rolls and a glass of port wine
kronreth
This is absolutely golden. Props, never would have thought this could even be a thing. This sub, sometimes, makes my last two brain cells cheer
35 Comments
Careful, man. There’s a beverage here.
In his defence, do you have ingredients and utensils to make a cocktail?
He knows his way around boy dinner.
Salami on the rocks please
A tad too much ice, otherwise looks like a great drink
Whole sausage didn’t fit on the straw
He made you an edible umbrella! That’s adorable.
Would
r/cocktailcringe material.
That is cute and thoughtful, assuming more traditional materials were unavailable.
The meat umbrella is actually a pretty cool idea though.
Sending this to my hub so he can make me one later.
Even if you didn’t have the right ingredients for a cocktail, you have to admit,the presentation is fantastic
Hell yeah
Not all heroes wear capes.
He’s a keeper.
Other than the ice, I see no problem with this.
Shitty???
This has to be bait
Give your husband a kiss from savory girls across the world.
whiskey on rocks is the shitty part here, neat’s the only way to go
Omg how could he??
He forgot the olive…
Ah, an upscale version of the “warm spam javelin”
I don’t see a problem here
I can see why you married him
So I’m guessing it’s been a while since you two did the deed, yeah?
That’s nice. He let you have a Lil slommy.
As long as it’s good whiskey I see no problem here
*snaps fingers* bartender! More salami, please!
Swap it with scotch and it honestly sounds perfect!
My husband also makes my drinks, bourbon on the rocks. I haven’t gotten a salami slice garnish, ever! I’ll be right back, I gotta go talk to him about this…..
the salami umbrella is lowkey a cute idea
Ask for a sandwich and he’ll bring you two Hawaiian rolls and a glass of port wine
This is absolutely golden. Props, never would have thought this could even be a thing. This sub, sometimes, makes my last two brain cells cheer
Marry him again. Renew the vows.