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Cutting chives every day until my mom’s new boyfriend stops blowing cigarette smoke in my face, I hate you so fucking much Brad
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Cutting chives every day until my mom’s new boyfriend stops blowing cigarette smoke in my face, I hate you so fucking much Brad


Cutting chives every day until my mom’s new boyfriend stops blowing cigarette smoke in my face, I hate you so fucking much Brad

by GamingSeerReddit

23 Comments

  1. Hot-Celebration-8815

    I hope he keeps doing it; these need a lot of work.

  3. auxiliatrixter

    I see a whole chive in there. Whole carton of smoke for ya

  4. OwlComprehensive859

    Have you considered blowing a handful of these in his face in retaliation?

  13. Skate_faced

    Well better you try and cut chives than Brad.

    Looks like if you tried to cut Brad, you’d fuck up cut the cat instead.

    But yeah, fuck you, Brad. All my homies hate Brad.

  14. AngryBearKillss

    Did you just gain control of your hands today? 😭

  15. OriginalDavid

    I’m gonna Venmo Brad some cigarette money.

  17. UnusGang

    My friend and I used to say “Fuck Brad” all the time. I’m gonna text her and we’ll pick that back up. FUCK BRAD!

  18. GamingSeerReddit

    “Oh oh the chives don’t look that good”—the point is that my moms bitch boyfriend Brad isn’t my real dad okay I cut these chives to make the pain go away

  19. its_just_chrystal

    Is Brad allergic to chives? I think you could go about this differently.

  22. JagrsMullet1982

    Brad’s gonna be dad if the chives have anything to say about it