They look like they gave up halfway through being food and just decided to vibe.
Flashy_Atmosphere740
Saw those at the YMCA before
I_Am_Robert_Paulson1
They shrink when they’re chilly
vnth93
It’s amazing how accurate they are
Piggybumm
Despite outward appearances, I’d be interested to know what these are like. Beyond make the good burgers, don’t they?
umamifiend
VampArcher
Everything makes me think of him.
polarbearsarereal
Old pic 🥱
Dazzling_Champion_53
When you have to go through the mens locker room…
fliphat
Sweet Italian..
OkDiet5235
They look a little flaccid
Afraid_Cut5254
OpenCardiologist2587
Everything makes me think of me….
Fibrosis5O
Mmm foreskin
iiiyotikaiii
Sweet Italian? I don’t like that.
sdbabygirl97
christ
debellorobert
Maybe they’re growers.
Xrumie
I just realized what subt his was in, how is this stupid food? Those sausages are supposed to be frozen, this looks like they thawed out and collapsed under their weight or something. I’ve never seen them do that… This als looks hella old too because I dont think they use cartons anymore
stickytuna
I miss the sweet Italian! That’s what sausages are supposed to taste like! Why are they so friggen hard to find? 😩
whoocaresnotme
Yeah it’s beyond a sausage, it’s a dick.
Pure-Shoe-4065
r/mildlypenis
parkerkudrow
The one on the left looks so much like my ex’s dick it’s crazy. Uncanny 😩
sliceoflife09
No_Credibility
Apart_Station2081
Must be chilly out
duntch_the_taco_4216
I feel personally attacked, but by a scholar. There’s a lesson here i could take from this.
Icy_Knowledge_93
Yummy flavor penis
Material_Ad9873
This is an old ass picture lol, they updated their packaging forever ago
redravenkitty
r/mildlypenis
deathwotldpancakes
They’ll get bigger once they’re out of the fridge
donuttrackme
Beyond sausage? It’s right there.
stanley_ipkiss_d
Fucking hell. If that’s plant based, why does it have such unhealthy color. Aren’t plants typically greenish color?
Breadmaker9999
God, I hate fake meat products. Stop trying to trick me into being a vegetarian. I like vegetables, just give me vegetables.
aggelikiwi
Is sweet italian
Dookieisthedevil
Huh, they took that whole eat a bag of dicks a bit too far.
EmperorN7
Maybe when the heat gets going, they prop up?
Easy_Cloud4163
looks good to me
Andre-Riot
Thumbs up, thumps down, thumps off…
Leather_Network4743
The dog jumped on their beds
LandscapeSpecial4366
I know someones thinking “I should call him”
alistofthingsIhate
As a vegetarian I can assure you those things are bangin’… but even I’ll admit the lack of erectness does decrease their appeal.
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They look like they gave up halfway through being food and just decided to vibe.
Saw those at the YMCA before
They shrink when they’re chilly
It’s amazing how accurate they are
Despite outward appearances, I’d be interested to know what these are like. Beyond make the good burgers, don’t they?
Everything makes me think of him.
Old pic 🥱
When you have to go through the mens locker room…
Sweet Italian..
They look a little flaccid
Everything makes me think of me….
Mmm foreskin
Sweet Italian? I don’t like that.
christ
Maybe they’re growers.
I just realized what subt his was in, how is this stupid food? Those sausages are supposed to be frozen, this looks like they thawed out and collapsed under their weight or something. I’ve never seen them do that… This als looks hella old too because I dont think they use cartons anymore
I miss the sweet Italian! That’s what sausages are supposed to taste like! Why are they so friggen hard to find? 😩
Yeah it’s beyond a sausage, it’s a dick.
r/mildlypenis
The one on the left looks so much like my ex’s dick it’s crazy. Uncanny 😩
Must be chilly out
I feel personally attacked, but by a scholar. There’s a lesson here i could take from this.
Yummy flavor penis
This is an old ass picture lol, they updated their packaging forever ago
r/mildlypenis
They’ll get bigger once they’re out of the fridge
Beyond sausage? It’s right there.
Fucking hell. If that’s plant based, why does it have such unhealthy color. Aren’t plants typically greenish color?
God, I hate fake meat products. Stop trying to trick me into being a vegetarian. I like vegetables, just give me vegetables.
Is sweet italian
Huh, they took that whole eat a bag of dicks a bit too far.
Maybe when the heat gets going, they prop up?
looks good to me
Thumbs up, thumps down, thumps off…
The dog jumped on their beds
I know someones thinking “I should call him”
As a vegetarian I can assure you those things are bangin’… but even I’ll admit the lack of erectness does decrease their appeal.
They were in the pool!
Meat free chodes
