I’m still fuming about this. After a night out my mate said he knew a “great” takeaway and would order for us. I said I’m happy with a pizza or a kebab…

What turned up was raw bread, weird tomato sauce with chicken tikka added, lamb kebab meat and chip shop chips on top.

by BBCTerry

22 Comments

  1. iloverollerblading

    Damn my stomach was not ready to see this horror.

  2. Prestigious-Board-62

    Better just have another beer and throw this in the trash

  3. AccomplishedFerret70

    I would refuse to work in a business that served that crap as food.

  4. ButkusHatesNitschke

    If that sauce is really good and plentiful, I’m dipping all those fries.

  5. Stranger1982

    Kebab pizzas absolutely slap, this ain’t it tho…way far from it…

  6. LazyOldCat

    If those fries didn’t look like ass I‘d call this decent post-pub grub, but yeah, no.

  7. Queasy_Acanthaceae57

    The fries are old and every looks disgusting

  8. CinemaDork

    There is definitely a non-sucky way to do this, though, and it’d be amazing.

  9. Suckyoudry00

    Drunk food can be in usual items mixed together, this is just garbage slop. Get it out of here. Now!

  10. Arcticfox04

    To the gallows and hard labor awaits!

  11. djbiznatch

    This is so much worse than the last time I saw this style of pizza on here. That looks like absolute shit.

  12. Big_Muny_No_Whammies

    You sure you didn’t order “pile of shit?” It’s on the menu.

  13. TimpanogosSlim

    No curry sauce? I’d be livid too!

  14. GragasFeetPics

    Ok whats up with Brits only ever having those type of fries? Do you guys not have any other variation? Ive literally only ever seen these exact ones and they always look so plain and soggy lol

  15. Swordofsatan666

    So thats your ex-mate now, right?

  16. No-Blueberry-1823

    Wow that is genuinely awful!!!!!