Tactical steak



by MundanePractice8876

39 Comments

  1. SubstanceCivil8282

    dried ice for smoke, a cold ass steak with extra chemicals and fake soldiers? fuck no, sue them

  2. Slack_Jaw_Yokel

    Might as well use ICE and a flash bang with a dose of tear gas.

  3. The_Chops734

    I’d quit if they asked me to do this. “Hey, we need you to dress up like a soldier, and pretend to guard the waiter as he takes a steak in a briefcase out to a 5-top of douche bros.”

  4. Ornery_Definition_65

    Nothing like some gratuitous muzzle sweeping of the customers to really finish off that steak.

  5. Dee___Snuts

    I can get that same shit at Walmart. They also sell tomahawks

  6. allowishus182

    I honestly feel like this belongs more on stupid people instead of stupid food.

  7. Taxes need to be much much higher on these people.

  8. Gandalf_Style

    Literally anything other than the server walking up and putting your food down is doing too much. I come to a restaurant to eat not to be part of a show.

  9. a55_Goblin420

    Bro bought a skin for his steak spawn 💀

  10. RadRimmer9000

    Stolen valor with their backwards flags.

  11. Sfogliatelle99

    I would lose my appetite. I need a calming presence to eat, not World War III.

  12. Jugglamaggot

    I’m honestly getting so tired of opening reddit and seeing this post pop up over and over. Who is upvoting these?

  13. RatzInDaPark

    Every time these stupid restaurants get posted, I can’t even get mad at them. It is just running a scam on wannabe influencers. People who think this is awesome deserve to spend $1000 on this. Hopefully they tip.

  14. How many times has this been posted here at this point?

  15. LeDestrier

    I can imagine one of those guys on a date trying to tell their prospective partner what they “do”.

  16. SilverB33

    I wonder if the employees forced to do this enjoy it or nah

  17. ABearDream

    Look, I dont care if its a prop or fake gun, if you point it at me in a restaurant just to show off some fuckers steak, I am leaving without paying my tab

  18. Inside-Project942

    Every month, I do not have enough money for my copays and prescriptions, as someone on disability(!), and people are out here throwing $1,000 away on this kind of trash food. 🫩

  19. TomaatoOrTomahto

    We didn’t see the f#%*++>!¥! steak!

  20. Norkestra

    They should make the contents of the briefcase random to simulate gaming lootboxes.

    Only a 3% chance for the steak covered in gold leaf- aw man, you got the pudding cup again? Well if you buy 2 more briefcases of food, we’ll let you trade in pity points for the steak we slap with a brand in front of you. Premium members get the guy in a vest scraping knives against eachother

  21. eric-artman

    Take away with snipers assist… and I thought £40 for indian pizza (cause italian is way above the level) is too much. You made my day

  22. saveyboy

    Thought It was another ice raid. But then it was just regular Jack asses.

  23. blazingice3365

    this subreddit is slowly turning into stupid food presentation of the same like 4 meals

  24. LouSassill

    I’m tired of seeing this same post or slight iterations of this same post

  25. Successful_Bus2255

    We’re not gonna make it, are we? People I mean…..

  26. I thought an ICE raid was happening while he was serving food

  27. Ryno-Mac

    All the other folks must love having fake guns pointed at them while eating dinner.

  28. TheCyanHoodie

    Least pretentious and addictive gacha pull animation:

  29. IceBurnt_

    You know what, if people pay for such things i dont see a problem. Its quite funny and doesnt get anyone hurt so i have no issue with it

  30. Obvious_Thing_3520

    This is awesome, actually. You’re wrong.

  31. RainbowForHire

    Ah yes I love sped up videos that makes everyone look like theyre in a silent film

  32. meldiane81

    I really thought it first this was ICE going into a nice restaurant.

  33. Whosethere11

    The customers were freaking out seeing a bunch of “armed” guys walking around the restaurant?

  34. DaddyKiwwi

    I’m glad they found a way for ice members to be productive.