For context back in September I placed an order for a Halloween charcuterie board. I ordered it from a company that my family and I have used for a few years now. They always do beautiful work but this was…..something.

The first few pics are the inspo pics I sent them. I’ve attached the emails I sent to the business manager about the order inquiry.

The last picture is the board that I received last night.

FYI: I also immediately recognized that the board she used was in fact from Amazon.

by TelephonePossible456

28 Comments

  1. It’s pretty underwhelming. Anyone could do what they did here.

  2. Even-Doughnut8643

    LMFAO. I’m sorry. I’m not laughing at you because this situation sucks but I can’t stop laughing at how ridiculous that looks. I didn’t expect it to be that lazily put together. Wow. I’d ask for a refund.

  3. gotpoopstains

    OHMYGOD IS THAT A JOKE? I’m sorry but I CACKLED. I am SO sorry girl. That is not it…

  4. Trick_Peach

    This was a thrown together job, that was done last minute. Completely unacceptable, especially since you sent inspo pics. And where is the rest of the skeleton? And the rest of the servings?! 10-12 people this is supposed to serve. You deserve to be refunded for this.

  5. TelephonePossible456

    I’m just in awe that she originally wanted to charge me $200 for this bullshit…..even the discount price wasn’t worth it. It was barely worth $50. Like What there was worth $200?!!! It’s not even the same SIZE as the pics…….

  6. Interesting_Aioli_99

    omg & it does not look like enough to serve 10-12.

  7. Powerful_Tale_1319

    Op, u need to make ur mom aware if yall let this slide… give an inch take an mile ,u know. This so called business will do this again to yall.
    They will know they can get away with it .

  8. Powerful_Tale_1319

    Im from Louosiana and 6 lil girls would devour this!

  9. goodforpinky

    Design/half assedness aside-I cannot believe she thought this would be ok for 10-12 people??!

  10. SuspiciousSide8859

    that is the temu version of what you asked for. i’d straight ask for a refund

  11. Snarky-Spanky

    I think the skeleton may have offed himself 😂 He didn’t want to be part of this mess. OMG…I can’t stop commenting. I’m so sorry. It’s just so bad 😬

  12. watupmack

    It’s literally like 75 percent fruit and candy corn? I’ve bought myself nicer boards in a plastic container from the grocery store for $9.99 and cut up some apples and washed some grapes

  13. AlternativePrior9559

    I read the headline then looked at the first pictures and thought how amazing they looked then I read your messages and I thought so far so good where is this going?

    Then – and I apologise in advance – 😂🤣😂🤣

    It looks like a toddler did it. You’ve been robbed OP, I’m so sorry.

  14. Real-Energy-6634

    When the last slide hit I gasped so loud 😅
    Holy shit thats robbery

  15. Pitiful-Citronel666

    😭😭😭 I think it must be a prank. It’s awful

  16. Silent-Tart-8386

    Omg! I genuinely thought how bad can it be? This is wild! I honestly think Stevie Wonder himself would have done a better job! She must have threw it together in the car, on her way over to deliver it. You need a refund!

  17. visualcharm

    For that? I’d return for a complete refund and diy with Amazon two day shipping and Aldi (cause those ingredients look like Aldi quality).

  18. iwrotethissong

    This tragedy belongs in /r/ExpectationvsReality.

  19. Helpful-Mongoose-705

    My kid could have made that. Demand a refund.

  20. aerie2020

    That is 10 times worse than I was thinking it would be. A toddler could put that together.

  21. CampMain

    Tell me you didn’t pay $200 for that ?!?! 🙈

  22. scootette

    I love candy corn but it absolutely does not belong on a $115 charcuterie board. This is ridiculous. Get your money back. Please.