time to order some real kfc mate. dont sleep hungry 🙁
Syrric_UDL
Here is a tip, you wanna dip the chicken in flour/seasoning mix then dip in egg wash then dip back into your flour mix before frying it, if you wanna get fancy substitute the 2nd flour dip for panko bread crumbs
Spooky_Fun
Don’t think of it as “going to sleep hungry.” Think of it as, “having sleep for dinner.”
Royal_Language8560
Why are you eating out of a dog bowl
Embarrassed-Yak-8285
Nah, that actually looks about right. Well, if you bought it from KFC around here, anyway. 🙀
Born-Bus-9467
that looks like grandma’s missing finger
KickBakZach

Tapering_Howl
Where?! Is the attempt in the room with us?
The5Virtues
Why is the chicken yellow?
Why is the chicken meat yellow?!
What in the Kentucky fried fuck happened?
Katomon-EIN-
Did you wrap the chicken in a potato skin?
fssman
Kanpur Fried Chicken ?
cheesyheroe
😦🫢
LadybugGirltheFirst
This looks like the results of one of those ear wax removal videos.
Ok-Cap-8656
Potato?
Bokononfoma
Did you think of using chicken?
BenEncrypted
What is it?
Ok-Cap-8656
KFC potato?
biggcb
Where is the chicken??
Maleficent_Worry1810
What am I looking at 🤔
TheCosmicProfessor
You suck at cooking. Hahahahahhaha a
all_the_damn_coffee
Nailed it.
WiscoBrewDude
That’s chicken?
Kjb72
Did you deep fry a chamois?
EvanMM
Is that a potato
Money-Ad7257
Colonel went AWOL.
chloeismagic
Ppl be over thinking fried chicken. Get some flour, add seasoning to it. Separate into two bowls, in 2 bowl with about 1 cup of flour add 1 egg and some water until it is like a pancake batter consistency. Take ur (hopefully marinated) chicken and coat it in the dry flour, and then the wet batter, put in in oil that’s at ~360°F for 4 – 6 mins. Make sure the oil stays above 350. You can add breadcrumbs to the dry flour if you want. You can replace the water in the batter for beer, but if you follow these basic steps u will get a decent result.
throwawayfundsmom
wtf did you do?
FederalLobster5665
is the large piece at the bottom chicken?or a potato?
DamiensDelight
Keep trying chef
Sludg3g0d
Don’t let his nephew find out
kawiz03

MrMucs
This looks like stuff they pull out of somebody’s ear
manic_panda
Pepper 1 tbspoon Salt 1 tbspoon Paprika1 tbspoon Onion powder 1/2 tbspoon Garlic powder 1/2 tbspoon Touch of cayenne pepper Increase mix if making large batch.
Take half the spice mix and coat the chicken in the spices, you can adjust the cayenne to however much or little you can handle. Marinate in fridge for 1 hour.
Dunk marinated chicken in egg, then coat in a flour mix comprising of plain flower and the rest of the above spice mix.
Fry until golden. Can be done shallow fried in a pan.
Trust me, its not 100% identical but closest I’ve tasted
Bp2Create
I genuinely could not ID a single thing here if not for you saying it was chicken. The bottom thing looks like an omelette wrapped in a potato skin lmao.
plasmapleasure
This is a bullshit
u1tr4me0w
Thought these were weed nugs and a chewed up blunt at first
littlegreycells_11
Why’s it in a dog bowl though?
TallTelevision4121
Double or triple batter and high pressure cooker with peanut oil is key to the best fried chicken.
Straight_Page_8585
Where is the chicken? It looks like half a sweet potato and two pieces of ginger
SousVideDiaper
The “skin” in the middle looks like a cat
jeremiahqt
My brother in Christ, what on Earth is that
Wide-Explorer5144
Wait the thing on the bottom is also chicken?????? How????
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time to order some real kfc mate. dont sleep hungry 🙁
Here is a tip, you wanna dip the chicken in flour/seasoning mix then dip in egg wash then dip back into your flour mix before frying it, if you wanna get fancy substitute the 2nd flour dip for panko bread crumbs
Don’t think of it as “going to sleep hungry.” Think of it as, “having sleep for dinner.”
Why are you eating out of a dog bowl
Nah, that actually looks about right. Well, if you bought it from KFC around here, anyway. 🙀
that looks like grandma’s missing finger

Where?! Is the attempt in the room with us?
Why is the chicken yellow?
Why is the chicken meat yellow?!
What in the Kentucky fried fuck happened?
Did you wrap the chicken in a potato skin?
Kanpur Fried Chicken ?
😦🫢
This looks like the results of one of those ear wax removal videos.
Potato?
Did you think of using chicken?
What is it?
KFC potato?
Where is the chicken??
What am I looking at 🤔
You suck at cooking. Hahahahahhaha a
Nailed it.
That’s chicken?
Did you deep fry a chamois?
Is that a potato
Colonel went AWOL.
Ppl be over thinking fried chicken. Get some flour, add seasoning to it. Separate into two bowls, in 2 bowl with about 1 cup of flour add 1 egg and some water until it is like a pancake batter consistency. Take ur (hopefully marinated) chicken and coat it in the dry flour, and then the wet batter, put in in oil that’s at ~360°F for 4 – 6 mins. Make sure the oil stays above 350. You can add breadcrumbs to the dry flour if you want. You can replace the water in the batter for beer, but if you follow these basic steps u will get a decent result.
wtf did you do?
is the large piece at the bottom chicken?or a potato?
Keep trying chef
Don’t let his nephew find out

This looks like stuff they pull out of somebody’s ear
Pepper 1 tbspoon
Salt 1 tbspoon
Paprika1 tbspoon
Onion powder 1/2 tbspoon
Garlic powder 1/2 tbspoon
Touch of cayenne pepper
Increase mix if making large batch.
Take half the spice mix and coat the chicken in the spices, you can adjust the cayenne to however much or little you can handle. Marinate in fridge for 1 hour.
Dunk marinated chicken in egg, then coat in a flour mix comprising of plain flower and the rest of the above spice mix.
Fry until golden. Can be done shallow fried in a pan.
Trust me, its not 100% identical but closest I’ve tasted
I genuinely could not ID a single thing here if not for you saying it was chicken. The bottom thing looks like an omelette wrapped in a potato skin lmao.
This is a bullshit
Thought these were weed nugs and a chewed up blunt at first
Why’s it in a dog bowl though?
Double or triple batter and high pressure cooker with peanut oil is key to the best fried chicken.
Where is the chicken? It looks like half a sweet potato and two pieces of ginger
The “skin” in the middle looks like a cat
My brother in Christ, what on Earth is that
Wait the thing on the bottom is also chicken?????? How????