Which one of you sickos keeps doing this?

by Individual_Smell_904

39 Comments

  1. Kramersblacklawyer

    lol what is a star card? is this a kindergarten?

  2. ThetrveDeathbox

    lol I worked at a place with star cards.
    never received one…

  3. HarrisonBrrgeron

    Not my circus/monkeys, but manager overplayed their hand and handled this all kinds of wrong. Someone who’s willing to piss and leave it is capable of pissing in ever more secretive, insidious ways. Would’ve done better to play the long game by installing cameras in public areas to catch the pisser red-handed.

  4. Big_Lake4948

    At my old work in a 1800’s building there is only one bathroom for the staff and customers. I’ve pissed in so many bottles in the basement lol. Of course I threw the bottle out after, but there were always some stragglers down there

  5. EddieRadmayne

    Lol that person is fired. I can’t believe they announced it, I would be mid-investigation at this point.

  6. Relevant_Grass9586

    I hope Ray keeps leaving piss jugs for bærb to find tbh

  7. Megtalallak

    Lol the tonal shift between the two messages

    “You’re my precious girlies, all of you deserve pats on your head and all the star stickers on the world. Woohoo, go team go!”

    vs

    “The pissing stops. Now.”

  8. BolinTime

    Like yeah fire the guy, but I think he also deserves to get whipped. What an animal.

  9. Pretty-Key6133

    You can take the man out of the truck, but you can’t take the truck out of the man.

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  10. Angry_Hermitcrab

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  11. Large-Lab8238

    Jeff we know its you. Stop it. Your mom puts up with this stuff but we don’t

  12. shade1tplea5e

    So explain this “star card” system to me?

  13. This is why I pee In a quart and slowly distribute into quart containers each time I go to smoke Fetty in the walk in. I have standards.

  14. >Star cards

    >pissing in cups

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  15. Individual_Smell_904

    I suggested we end the star card system and just hand out free piss cups every time we do something good instead

  16. DaveyDumplings

    My landlord doesn’t accept ‘star cards’.

  17. Stitchburly

    Rookies. Just pee in the flor drains. No cup needed. lol

  18. Much shorter message:

    “Next cup we find, we’re drug testing it”

  19. No_Molasses_6498

    Lol some guy took a massive shit behind our food trucks. It *could* have been a hobo, but then he wiped his ass with the brown paper.

    Discovering that was, well, interesting.

  20. TheFredCain

    Obviously an amateur. Peeing in the corner of the walk in freezer and making giant secret pissburgs is the pro move.

  21. Shamicide

    Third time? Wtf. After the first time I would be looking at the camera footage and firing whoever did that.

  22. Organic-Row9514

    Styrofoam cups? I just use a stock pot. 

    Of course I empty it out when the shift is over. 

  23. Baggismeg

    I told off the whole of the kitchen staff for
    Leaving bodily fluids on bathroom walls, doors,
    Mirrors I was asked to clean. I didn’t specify which bodily fluids. There were a few.

  24. proudvapedad

    Sicko indeed. Employee beverages are supposed to be in a lidded container!

  25. Partagas2112

    All jokes aside… peeing in a cup and leaving it for others the find is anti-social behavior that shouldn’t be ignored.

  26. rabit_stroker

    Guess its time to make a cup of soft serve

  27. immaculate_nada

    Executive restroom must have been occupied. Sounds like an executive move

  28. The duality of man, Gordan Ramsey style. Message 1: “Oh precious darlings.” Message 2: “You fucking donkeys.”

  29. Laz3r_Fac3

    Sorry, chef. Bathrooms were occupied and I had to go.

  30. This industry is seriously falling apart. A ton of experienced cooks left during the COVID lockdowns, and it’s wild to see the people that get hired literally anywhere.

  31. ????

    Bro even on the construction site( was an electrician) people looked down on you for pissing in bottles let a lone leaving your filthy bottles around w/ out throwing them out… To do this as a COOK in a KITCHEN is CRAZY. On god, this should be worth an ass beating a lone and a life time ban from ever being allowed to work in food service ever again.

    Like damn, how many things have they touched with their unwashed peepee hands after pissing in their cups? If they’re willing to do this, what other gross shit do they be doin?

  32. EnTaroAdunExeggutor

    Piss cup is….bad? I’ll be right back, pretty sure I left the fryer on.