I asked “Can you please cut that in half?”… 🤨

16 Comments

1. 

   TiaoAK47 1 day ago

   Holy crap I’m laughing way too hard at this.

2. 

   NewCarSmelt 1 day ago

   

3. 

   delta49er 1 day ago

   I’d be mad too, that’s clearly not half

4. 

   Arkhe1n 1 day ago

   r/maliciouscompliance

5. 

   ThatDeuce 1 day ago

   r/MaliciousCompliance

6. 

   prguitarman 1 day ago

   Sociopath behavior

7. 

   Changnesia102 1 day ago

   Lmao, some grumpy employee did that on purpose, and I don’t blame them.

8. 

   fistfulofbottlecaps 1 day ago

   That person either didn’t like you or was *very* high.

9. 

   stacity 1 day ago

   https://preview.redd.it/l056igez9ewf1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4e4c1200f163e0fdced71d39dd35c9d998a52f

10. 

    Suspicious_Lemon_357 1 day ago

    OP didn’t mention that the pizza guy was actually a genie

11. 

    jim9162 1 day ago

    *Finger on the Monkey paw curls*

12. 

    under_gong 1 day ago

    Get two slices or cut it in half yourself. Yes cheese is for children but even children know how to use a fork and knife.

13. 

    Ambitious-Papaya3293 1 day ago

    r/maliciouscompliance

14. 

    Mike_in_San_Pedro 1 day ago

    This is definitely not a case where r/theydidthemath

15. 

    LadyBulldog7 1 day ago

    Somebody really wants the guillotine. r/onejob

16. 

    Gob_the_Gilder 1 day ago

    I propose that you yourself are the criminal in this situation