I know what kind of cake I don’t want for my birthday

by xdark_realityx

44 Comments

  1. Feisty-Cicada-4419

    Someone would of gotten they ass whooped 😮

  2. SpacialPine

    I wonder if this person is trying to discover a new element or summon something

  3. Royal_Marketing2966

    My chest just felt a tight pain 🪦

  4. According_Gazelle472

    This is mainly a appetizer that shows up at church potlucks in the south!But no one uses mustard ,they mainly use a lot of cream cheese for the filling and frosting.

  5. depressed_leaf

    The mayo is desperately cursed, but the mustard dollops remind me of deviled eggs and now I really want deviled eggs.

  6. rexcasei

    I’ve made this before, but with slices of Kraft between each slice of baloney, you cut off a bit and have it with ritz crackers, not bad

  7. tootallforshoes

    I’d take a bite. There. I said it.

  8. CharacterInternal7

    I would put this shit on a sandwich so hard.

  9. Worried-Criticism

    Look, I like baloney cake (southern grandparents), but good lord that is too much mayo on top of the already too much mayo.

  10. Admirable_Stay8529

    For a second, I thought I was looking at a rib cage. Lol

  11. Grooviemann1

    This should be on this sub’s banner. This is the final boss. Absolutely wretched.

  12. Bother_said_Pooh

    I mean just cut a slice and put it between bread and you have a decent sandwich

  13. vaultie66

    People actually did this in the 80s (maybe cheese was involved too), it was stupid then and it’s stupid now

  14. ghostcraft33

    I actually would take a bite. I don’t think I’d eat a whole slice or anything cause that’s way too much of each ingredient- but once slice of balogna with mayo and mustard doesn’t sound too bad

  15. periwinklemoonbiskit

    It’s not April Fools but surely this is a prank?!

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  17. SnooBeans6803

    If you smoke weed you have made some iteration of this. Stop actin like you havn’t.

  18. Sumthin-Sumthin44692

    What a terrible moment to have eyes and to be literate.

  19. all-regrets

    When the fuck is that bologna coming off the slicer?!

    Easy there Phil, you’ve had 3 sandwiches already!

  20. Grungecore

    Yeah, Im not having breakfast today. Thanks.

  21. xkeepitquietx

    Legit that is the foulest thing imaginable.

  22. Connect-Somewhere-68

    put it between bread. Add cheese and pickle/sauerkraut. it’s good. delish even, if you change the ratios and add hot sauce (optional).