Will take 2 bites of the middle then eats the crust leaves the rest, good for me tho!
by Illuminatus6666
27 Comments
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absolutebeginners
Is you gf a rat?
DangerDeShazer
SubieSage
There is something deeply and fundamentally wrong with your girlfriend
humourlessIrish
Thats clearly a poptart
SofaChillReview
…Does she have sauce with the crust or just nibble away and scurries when you turn up
preyforkevin
Is she 5? I did this when I was 5, but only the crust.
IndexCardLife
Is that all pizza? Not just when you order it at home with no company? Like shell rudely eat two bites and put it back?
If so that’s quite rude selfish and gross.
TheHarlemHellfighter
I can’t lie, when I’m alone I’ll eat a pizza like that 😂
Round-Palpitation139
This is madness
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BONER__COKE
Girls are raccoons
graffiksguru
I always leave the crusts
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DNorthman
Your girlfriend is a serial killer.
PeaOk5697
How does she eat a burger then?
I_heart_pooping
Just order her breadsticks man. This is psycho behavior
BADoVLAD
Your girlfriend is A) a psychopath B) not human C) a non-human psychopath
Just_A_Lucky_Guy469
She better be rich, beautiful, and amazing in bed to even consider overlooking this traveshamockery.
Legitimate-Log-6542
I guess it’s her pizza and she can eat it how she wants, but good lord don’t let anybody else see it
DesmondTapenade
I saw this and actually gasped “What the FUCK?” out loud. Not at the weird way your girlfriend eats pizza, mind you–I’m just wondering why in god’s name you’d choose that set of toppings. Do my eyes deceive me, or am I seeing both raw red onions and raw red bell peppers?
Consistent-Maize-901
Off with her head! 😂 Ah, that’s okay. Just eat the rest of the piece. I get that’s annoying though.
A-wasgehtsiedasan
You really need to Love her to handle this.
WasabiZone13
🙄
WillyWeedeater42
Has your gf ever talked about what it might be like to kill someone? Cuz this looks like some serial killer in the making kinda shit
a_spicy_meata_balla
Okay now I’m curious, does she have any other ‘interesting’ habits?
And does she just not care for pizza? 😅
plantverdant
Is your girlfriend afraid of light? I’m asking for scientific purposes.
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We are here today to hear the case for u/Illuminatus6666 that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza.
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The verdicts in today’s case will be determined by a jury of u/Illuminatus6666’s pizza-appreciating peers, comprised of members of the /r/Pizzacrimes community, as well as visitors from the greater Reddit community, by casting their respective individual votes of either “guilty” or “innocent”, based on evidence brought here today by the plaintiff.
u/Illuminatus6666, who’ll be referred to as “OP”, will plead their case either accusing – or defending – that the pizza in question in today’s hearing is criminal with regards to pizza.
#How to vote as a juror in today’s case:
To select a verdict of **Innocent** – in that no pizza crime has occurred – please **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
To select a verdict of **Guilty** – in that a crime-against-pizza is evident beyond a reasonable doubt – please **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
After a period of deliberation – tallying the votes – a final verdict will replace this message with the verdict.
Is you gf a rat?
There is something deeply and fundamentally wrong with your girlfriend
Thats clearly a poptart
…Does she have sauce with the crust or just nibble away and scurries when you turn up
Is she 5? I did this when I was 5, but only the crust.
Is that all pizza? Not just when you order it at home with no company? Like shell rudely eat two bites and put it back?
If so that’s quite rude selfish and gross.
I can’t lie, when I’m alone I’ll eat a pizza like that 😂
This is madness
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Girls are raccoons
I always leave the crusts
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Your girlfriend is a serial killer.
How does she eat a burger then?
Just order her breadsticks man. This is psycho behavior
Your girlfriend is A) a psychopath B) not human C) a non-human psychopath
She better be rich, beautiful, and amazing in bed to even consider overlooking this traveshamockery.
I guess it’s her pizza and she can eat it how she wants, but good lord don’t let anybody else see it
I saw this and actually gasped “What the FUCK?” out loud. Not at the weird way your girlfriend eats pizza, mind you–I’m just wondering why in god’s name you’d choose that set of toppings. Do my eyes deceive me, or am I seeing both raw red onions and raw red bell peppers?
Off with her head! 😂 Ah, that’s okay. Just eat the rest of the piece. I get that’s annoying though.
You really need to Love her to handle this.
🙄
Has your gf ever talked about what it might be like to kill someone? Cuz this looks like some serial killer in the making kinda shit
Okay now I’m curious, does she have any other ‘interesting’ habits?
And does she just not care for pizza? 😅
Is your girlfriend afraid of light? I’m asking for scientific purposes.