Move over dog beer — we’ve reached peak pet pampering. A New Zealand company called Muttley’s Estate is now offering non-alcoholic “wine” for pets. Yes, your furry friend can now get fancy too.

Picture this: A cat curling up after a long night of “Why is the dog getting all the treats?” drama, sipping something called “Purrno Noir”. Or a dog strutting like it owns the sidewalk, champ-pawsing into a bottle of “Champawgne”.

Because WINE not? 😂

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