Apparently in some parts of Ohio they will straight up serve you Lunchables pizza in a restaurant
Apparently in some parts of Ohio they will straight up serve you Lunchables pizza in a restaurant
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31 Comments
CanEvasion
Death penalty
u35828
It’s like the pizza was cooked under a photo of the sun.
kingoflint282
He was heated, but the pizza wasn’t
Kiefy-McReefer
War crime. Send him to The Hague.
mizkatya77
He still ate it? Crazy
AustinBloggy
It’s actually the Ohio River Valley, not exclusively the state of Ohio. I’ve had this style of pizza in Pittsburgh. The weirdest part (beyond the visually obvious) is the crust and sauce are cooked, then they throw the cold toppings on so as you eat it the toppings start to get melty and extremely messy.
I need to know what y’all think of this compared to Rhode Island ‘party pizza’: it’s baked in a sheet pan and served room temp/cold (rly just depends on the bakery), cut into squares, and only has sauce. sometimes you might see a dusting of powdered cheese but traditionally it’s just red sauce
standardtissue
OH SHIT. I thought it was served as a cook-at-home, but no they do bake the crust and then just pile things on top. Ohio what are you doing ?
ISuckAtFallout4
Lucid-Machine
I’ve seen these monsters pop up for years but hear me out. I want to try one, it’s a regional cuisine. I know it isn’t going to be the best but I think it might be worth it to check the box of different pizzas i had tried. Plus OP compared it to Lunchables and I loved those as a child, don’t tempt me with nostalgia.
LTKerr
First time in this sub I’m not disgusted but outraged
EnkiduTheGreat
Went to a Braves v Indians WS game in ’95 as a 13yo. Besides the Braves victory, my most vivid memories are of how bad the food was. We did get pizza once, and as I recall, it was about as good as school lunch.
Swazec59
Hear me out, I wasn’t convinced either. You have to get the original at dicarlos the crust is so crunchy and it’s delicious 🤣
Myth_5layer
NAH DONT COOK DA CHEESE OR THE PEPPERONI! JUST PUT ON DA TOP RIGHT DERE
SithLordScoobyDooku_
As if living in Ohio wasn’t bad enough, now they have to eat that shit?
vitamin_r
Lifetime ban from contributing to any pizza prep or cook going forward.
teodocio
People still cry over pineapple on pizza when this exists.
ho_for_hyrule
The lunchables pizza slaps if you microwave it for 30 seconds
Consistent_Ad3181
This isn’t good, I am a liberal with pizza but raw cheese and uncooked toppings are just wrong. #dons black cap, looks very stern#
“The accused shall be taken from this place and dropped in the bin until at such time the trashman conveys your mortal remains”.
yesrushgenesis2112
We are right as a nation to abandon the people of this land. They should lose the franchise outright. Ohio delenda est.
PaddyBoy1994
As an Ohioan, we don’t claim that shit🤣
dpaanlka
Honestly I’d like a slice of this + always loved lunchables pizza as a kid
eattheambrosia
St. Louis style pizza is awesome.
TheHarlemHellfighter
Of all the damn things you could sell…
koolaidismything
That ain’t even pizza, it’s offensive.
dabhought
Yeah used to follow a pizza page on Facebook where people posted this bullshit all the time and would get HEATED if you talked shit about it. Yeah well I want pizza, not an adult lunchable like wtf. Straight to the chair!
lbutler1234
Every city in America over ~100,000 people (not including suburbs (that includes you San Bernardino)) should be mandated by law to have their own unique style of pizza. (No repeats)
It will all be absolutely awful but it would also be kinda funny and that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
TheMerchantofPhilly
There’s a place in Pittsburgh called Betos that serves pizza like this. Not my favorite style, but I think it’s good. Every time I went the dining room was messy, which I really dislike and think is the real crime.
Triggered-cupcake
In Central Ohio I can’t think of a single pizza place that offers this. They keep this hidden in the Valleys
31 Comments
Death penalty
It’s like the pizza was cooked under a photo of the sun.
He was heated, but the pizza wasn’t
War crime. Send him to The Hague.
He still ate it? Crazy
It’s actually the Ohio River Valley, not exclusively the state of Ohio. I’ve had this style of pizza in Pittsburgh. The weirdest part (beyond the visually obvious) is the crust and sauce are cooked, then they throw the cold toppings on so as you eat it the toppings start to get melty and extremely messy.
I would become violent
Still not as heinous a crime as [beach pizza](https://share.google/IYbX8OrywcSqQ4rkZ)
I need to know what y’all think of this compared to Rhode Island ‘party pizza’: it’s baked in a sheet pan and served room temp/cold (rly just depends on the bakery), cut into squares, and only has sauce. sometimes you might see a dusting of powdered cheese but traditionally it’s just red sauce
OH SHIT. I thought it was served as a cook-at-home, but no they do bake the crust and then just pile things on top. Ohio what are you doing ?
I’ve seen these monsters pop up for years but hear me out. I want to try one, it’s a regional cuisine. I know it isn’t going to be the best but I think it might be worth it to check the box of different pizzas i had tried. Plus OP compared it to Lunchables and I loved those as a child, don’t tempt me with nostalgia.
First time in this sub I’m not disgusted but outraged
Went to a Braves v Indians WS game in ’95 as a 13yo. Besides the Braves victory, my most vivid memories are of how bad the food was. We did get pizza once, and as I recall, it was about as good as school lunch.
Hear me out, I wasn’t convinced either. You have to get the original at dicarlos the crust is so crunchy and it’s delicious 🤣
NAH DONT COOK DA CHEESE OR THE PEPPERONI! JUST PUT ON DA TOP RIGHT DERE
As if living in Ohio wasn’t bad enough, now they have to eat that shit?
Lifetime ban from contributing to any pizza prep or cook going forward.
People still cry over pineapple on pizza when this exists.
The lunchables pizza slaps if you microwave it for 30 seconds
This isn’t good, I am a liberal with pizza but raw cheese and uncooked toppings are just wrong. #dons black cap, looks very stern#
“The accused shall be taken from this place and dropped in the bin until at such time the trashman conveys your mortal remains”.
We are right as a nation to abandon the people of this land. They should lose the franchise outright. Ohio delenda est.
As an Ohioan, we don’t claim that shit🤣
Honestly I’d like a slice of this + always loved lunchables pizza as a kid
St. Louis style pizza is awesome.
Of all the damn things you could sell…
That ain’t even pizza, it’s offensive.
Yeah used to follow a pizza page on Facebook where people posted this bullshit all the time and would get HEATED if you talked shit about it. Yeah well I want pizza, not an adult lunchable like wtf. Straight to the chair!
Every city in America over ~100,000 people (not including suburbs (that includes you San Bernardino)) should be mandated by law to have their own unique style of pizza. (No repeats)
It will all be absolutely awful but it would also be kinda funny and that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
There’s a place in Pittsburgh called Betos that serves pizza like this. Not my favorite style, but I think it’s good. Every time I went the dining room was messy, which I really dislike and think is the real crime.
In Central Ohio I can’t think of a single pizza place that offers this. They keep this hidden in the Valleys