How to not be this rare in the middle?

by Edentenza

18 Comments

  1. Agreeable-Pebble

    I could hear Gordan Ramsey screaming!!!

  2. ElectricalLength5530

    Why the second bite, didn’t know it was raw after one?

  3. dalekaup

    Probably was stored frozen and went straight to the fryer without thawing first

  4. Spiritual_Cell_9719

    You were given this at a Wendy’s??

  5. Beneficial-Neat5867

    Did you…pay for this?? At a restaurant?!?

  6. Weary_Specialist_436

    OP, was one dose of salmonella not enough? you just had to make sure you contract it and take a second bite?

  7. RealPropRandy

    The diarrhea and vomiting will be something fierce but you’ll wanna stay hydrated and not let the fevers get too high.

    Godspeed.

  8. Existing-Trash2128

    At this point you just deserve whatever is gonna happen

  9. Putrid_Seesaw4842

    Don’t use the microwave to cook 😔

  10. Such-Corgi-8869

    Honestly, just head to the nearest toilet. You’ll figure out why soon enough.

  11. Ambitious-City15

    You and your toilet are gonna be best friends tonight.

  12. axethebarbarian

    I’m legitimately surprised you managed to cook the outside layer yet be that raw throughout. Was it frozen?