Kielbasa from the vending machine with mayo because someone stole my fucking mustard

20 Comments

1. 

   Cainjake 2 weeks ago

   You got enough mayo there

2. 

   Mammoth-Slide-3707 2 weeks ago

   Damn bro wash your hands

3. 

   thecakebroad 2 weeks ago

   Who steals mustard?! And where are you that you got a kielbasa from a vending machine?!

4. 

   eatthuskin 2 weeks ago

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   TheUlfheddin 2 weeks ago

   That’s a well lubed dog right there 😬

6. 

   jamescharisma 2 weeks ago

   Well, now [this song is running through my head.](https://youtu.be/RZBmBZa-9qo?si=dlO1w8ztZKg06oxW) Thanks OP!

7. 

   pun_in10did 2 weeks ago

   Everything reminds me of him 😭

8. 

   GentrifriesGuy 2 weeks ago

   Death by the super glizzy 😱

   

9. 

   Electrical-Volume765 2 weeks ago

   Whatever gets your sausage wet.

10. 

    Cheward 2 weeks ago

    That is no kielbasa

11. 

    nomadbynature120 2 weeks ago

    You lost me at vending machine. Vending machines are for soda pop and underwear only.

12. 

    regularcrem 2 weeks ago

    what kind of degen steals mustard

13. 

    JG10PSU 2 weeks ago

    Look at those hands. You just leave the coal mines and go straight for vending machine meat. Some of us could only dream of this life

14. 

    Correct_Squirrel_489 2 weeks ago

    I’d eat it

15. 

    Griffithead 2 weeks ago

    I’d much rather eat it dry than put fucking mayo on it.

16. 

    No-Elephant4615 2 weeks ago

    But who the fuck stole the mustard? 😂🤣🤣
    What a shame…this story deserves a thorough investigation

17. 

    sonialuna 2 weeks ago

    Damn I thought it was a self-microwaving Bavarian cream dog for a second

18. 

    Pyehole 2 weeks ago

    Are you sure you have enough kielbasa with that mayo?

19. 

    Butterbackfisch 2 weeks ago

    Yeah checks out, as shitty as it gets

20. 

    CompetitiveShower872 2 weeks ago

    I’m the mustard thief