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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 18
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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 18


I’m clocked in early today chefs. Sorry about the worry yesterday.

by F1exican

39 Comments

  4. Skiptoomyl0u

    Chef here. Best yet. They are absolutely perfect so you can get working again and I don’t have to hear about chives ever again. Please save me everyone.

  5. Alien_Overlords

    These “cups” seem to get larger every day chef.

  6. LizardPoisonsSpock

    Humbled and honored to be at the doorstep of historical greatness. I’m going to tell my grandchildren about this day. Great job, Chef.

  13. Gingerfurrdjedi

    I can smell this photo and it brings me joy.

  14. spoopysky

    That’s a lot better than your last couple of days!

  15. MysticalRedneck

    I’m early! These are great, chef. I see a few bigger ones but shouldn’t see any planes today! 🎊

  16. Epic_Elite

    Can someone make me a puzzle of this? I need new ways to punish myself.

  17. baddadbread

    Please make the final one into a jig saw puzzle

  18. Ser_Random

    These are the only onions I really like, I enjoy your pictures.

  20. Complex-Voice2826

    Can you shape the pile next time into a perfect square? It looks sloppy.

  22. SanchaPansa

    *Not a chef, this shows up on my feed every morning for the past idk how many days or why!

    But – this, is the most perfect yet!

  24. folduprabbit

    I like the chives, but I keep coming back for the mod snark

  25. -Gimli-SonOfGloin-

    ![gif](giphy|cWOyrcPSiCavaEicec)

    But not perfect. See you tomorrow chef.

  29. SarcasticDruid744

    Here for the Daily Chive! Lookin’ good, but see some errors pointed out in comments. It’s a crisp nearly-winter day as we see the Chive Assessment by the assembled Council.
    See you tomorrow, Chef and Chivers.

  32. HayzuesKreestow

    This is the first one I haven’t seen a disgustingly monstrous chive staring me right in the face.

  34. megbotstyle

    I have now accepted this will never end. We will be enduring chive photos for eternity. god help us!

  35. Noyourknot

    This is up there with your best work. Still not perfect, but perfect defies the human condition.
    See ya tomorrow

  36. pokermaven

    Will a master chiver post a photo of perfection?

  37. FPRorNothing

    As a non chef, how am I so invested in some rando online chopping chives?????????

  38. dorsalhippocampus

    A chive post isnt complete until plane guy shows up in the comments. I’ll keep waiting

  39. TheHumanPickleRick

    Besides the commitment to sheer perfection, what I like most about these posts is that OP now has a dedicated audience of hundreds of people staring at and examining a picture of cut chives every day like some sort of culinary “Where’s Waldo” puzzle.