Everything about this post is insane. Especially the food.

by thebluemoonvan

33 Comments

  1. Top_Range_3211

    The food is insane but what a way to blur someone’s face— that’s borderline scary

  2. Raw tuna and rice. That’s gunna have a weird mouth feel. Like maggots I bet.

  3. CarcosaRorschach

    What do you think happened to her head though?

  4. HoodieGalore

    I don’t like the mismatched pattern of rice and tuna. Either mix it properly or serve them separately. Not this pockets of tuna scattered throughout rice amateur hour

  5. Born to early to see aliens, born to late to watch Jimi Hendrix play – just in time to see tartar homonculus

  6. spaceursid

    Missing head aside, what is wrong about a tuna poke bowl in a heart shape?

  7. Sussy_Imposter2412

    This photo has too many side quests happening at once

  8. This looks like somebody ordered food, but forgot they were in Silent Hill!

  9. thisismybandname

    Him: gimmie head

    Her: takes that shit way too far

  10. MrTonyCalzone

    That’s a textbook definition perfect hip-lean though

  11. drumsareneat

    She’s gonna need to see a doctor about what happened to her head. 

  12. How is tuna tartare stupid? Because it’s not a grilled cheese sandwich or chicken nuggets?

  13. pepperino132

    Good on her for going out and working despite her visible injury.