This mornings culinary experience: savory oatmeal breakfast (slim Jim variant) classic instant oatmeal paired with beef bullion beef broth, fried slim Jim's, fried onion & garlic, sliced cherry tomatoes, green onion, cilantro, white American cheese, & celery forest garnish..

by artpile

7 Comments

  1. not_this_time_satan

    Slim Jim’s? You just negated all that celery with that choice.

  2. palindrometer583

    I’m more concerned with the thing on the left that seems to be ribbed for Nobody’s pleasure

  3. Alternative-Dig-2066

    That’s not a food hack, it’s a bdsm scenario.