They call it glizza



by AngryGardener1312

40 Comments

  1. newaru2

    It reminds me of the food paste in Fallout 4.

  2. Particular_Win2752

    No. No. No. That’s called pink S#*+

  3. pepenepe

    Oh yes, I also want to increase my micro plastics intake….

  4. samanime

    Like everything else we ingest, there is probably a Tolerable Upper Intake Level and/or Median Lethal Dose for edible glitter.

    This almost certainly exceeds the first, and might exceed the second…

  5. Real_Ad_8243

    That actually physically hurt my eyes to look at.

  6. The_Black_Jacket

    Probably as many microplastics as any other pizza nowdays

  7. slithe_sinclair

    I’m partially convinced this is just a fetish at this point for this lady, or she’s mentally ill to be this obsessed with pink glitter.

  8. Mangled_Mini1214

    Imagine the autopsy on somebody who ate this. You’d be calling the Air Force to come get their escaped alien.

  9. Cremacious

    If you eat that you’re going to have a wild looking shit later.

  10. DonkeyNo4268

    Im half italian and I call this a warcrime

  11. Multi-A-Andi

    There is such a thing as too much pink and glitter.

    Gagging as in im actually about to throw up.

  12. Bitter-Ad5890

    ………….

    Have we gone too far?

  13. traeumereii

    5 years later and you’ll still find glitter in the crevices of your kitchen counter and stove

  14. vitorhoracio

    When we see those stories about people in the past eating uranium, thinking they were being cool, and we think, “What idiots, why would they do that?”

    We’re doing the same thing with microplastics…

  15. Reasonable_Bake_8534

    I thought this was meat at first

  16. downneast

    And they also consider that song ‘music’

  17. NoMeatBall

    Why did they want to preheat the oven until AFTER they made the “food”??

  18. ihateyourtattoo

    Pepto Bismol pizza for the bellyache after

  19. nativeyeast

    Cause my ass n my anus been on fire, not famous

  20. Malbosiiq

    A glitter spill is impossible to clean up. Can’t imagine this being okay for insides.

  21. Surturius

    what do they call it when it comes out the other end

  22. _Kramerica_

    *takes 18 minutes to spread sauce using a spatula*. This was infuriating to watch.

  23. Grouchy-Engine1584

    Depends how much you’re paying me.

  24. doggenwalker

    So, is it peptp bismal or did someone hoard some Pink Sauce from before the FDA cracked down on it?