More like proof he wont make it past 2050



by Global_Excitement690

33 Comments

  1. veevacious

    I was willing to entertain this until the bacon and M&Ms came out

  2. quane101

    That dough is raw and the meat is probably undercooked.
    Say hi to Salmonella Susan for me.

  3. NotAKansenCommander

    I might eat this, but ffs, slice it properly

  4. PrincessImpeachment

    Why the fuck does she look like that?

  5. eastsydebiggs

    Some Luther Vandross food from the Boondocks

  6. chibinoi

    “He”?

    I’m fairly certain that is a woman. Also, that food looks gross. I bet she’s spitting it out in-between clips.

  7. ForeverShiny

    This is ragebaitband it looks like you’re all falling for it.

    Don’t engage with shit like this

  8. JeffLulz

    You know they’re spitting that out as soon as they cut the camera off. You never see them swallow.

  9. glaciercream

    I’d rather be caught watching porn than this start to finish.

    Does it ever occur to anyone that we are the exact intended audience for this?

  10. Junethemuse

    This lady’s videos need to be banned from the sub.

  11. My_Favourite_Pen

    Y’all wouldnt survive the Epic Meal Time asylum I grew up in.

  12. PicklesAndCoorslight

    Rage bait, nobody is going to eat that.

  13. Derelicticu

    I know this is always ragebait, but I also always find it hilarious when Americans just pile a bunch of shitty processed garbage together and call it some kind of culinary creation.

  14. oo7changa1

    After 20 bong rips you’ll be eating that entire pan lol

  15. Buglepost

    Oh good, because cinnamon rolls are so bland.

  16. HolymakinawJoe

    Fuck that shit about America collapsing because of the economy, weakening dollar, civil war, climate catastrophe, disease, and general political turmoil……..THIS is why it’ll collapse.

  17. shadowtheimpure

    It’s not even cooked all the way through…it’s still dough.

  18. Downtown_Anteater_38

    How is a disgusting combination of currently available products proof that the US is in 2050? At least with Japan, for example, they use fancy vending machines that the US doesn’t have. Not an unhealthy blend of pillsbury ready to bake products with M&Ms and Bacon. I’, in my 50s, those products have been available my entire life.