If the crust isn’t made *from* potatoes, it sure tastes like it. It’s like a gigantic, greasy french fry.
Even though it contains all the components of bacon cheese fries, they are arranged in such a way as to only highlight the sins of man, and not the goodness of man’s culinary genius.
Jack’s Bacon Double Cheeseburger is better than this, and that doesn’t even pretend it isn’t a machine-made monstrosity, born of late stage capitalism and budget cuts.
Eating it made me feel tainted, like I’d signed up for a marathon and after ten steps the door slams shut behind me as my feet sunk into a pathway covered in blood and bile.
I paid over $5 for this experience, and threw away half of the thing, after my shattered self esteem lead me to eat three pieces, as punishment for my own foolishness at having bought this *satirical pizza shat out of hell’s own food labs, because it wasn’t even good enough for demons*.
Icy-Conflict6671
Now im fat as fuck….but im not THAT FAT
FreshlySkweezd
It’s not bad but it’s not good. Throw a dollop of sour cream on it and it’s like eating a loaded baked potato
GroundControl2MjrTim
I will defend this abomination to a point. It’s not terrible, the crust actually tastes like it has McDonald’s French fries in it somehow. 50/50 chance I’d eat again, worth the novelty
ehfrehneh
Someone call Josh Weisman so I can see a gourmet version of this idea. Might smash. If there was something between upvote and downvote, I would be using it here.
Stoneturner_17
There’s a part of me that wants to find a way to make stuff like this work. A pizza with a potato pancake crust is intriguing. Execution is likely difficult given how greasy potato pancakes start.
k0cksuck3r69
I have celiac let me have cheap pizza my normal ones are $15+ ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
timntin
This isn’t terrible but it’s definitely too big imo. If it was 75% of that size it would be manageable but I got real tired of eating it.Â
Nyanzeenyan
I like French fries and pizza so I find this idea intriguing
TryToFixMe1
I mean frozen pizza is meh anyway, I bet if I was drink I would eat it
HelpfulLog5706
Aww hell yeah. This pizza is fantastic and screw the haters. It tastes just like loaded cheese fries in pizza form. Only thing that could make it better is some sour cream and green onion
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I bought this and it is *strange in a bad way*.
If the crust isn’t made *from* potatoes, it sure tastes like it. It’s like a gigantic, greasy french fry.
Even though it contains all the components of bacon cheese fries, they are arranged in such a way as to only highlight the sins of man, and not the goodness of man’s culinary genius.
Jack’s Bacon Double Cheeseburger is better than this, and that doesn’t even pretend it isn’t a machine-made monstrosity, born of late stage capitalism and budget cuts.
Eating it made me feel tainted, like I’d signed up for a marathon and after ten steps the door slams shut behind me as my feet sunk into a pathway covered in blood and bile.
I paid over $5 for this experience, and threw away half of the thing, after my shattered self esteem lead me to eat three pieces, as punishment for my own foolishness at having bought this *satirical pizza shat out of hell’s own food labs, because it wasn’t even good enough for demons*.
Now im fat as fuck….but im not THAT FAT
It’s not bad but it’s not good. Throw a dollop of sour cream on it and it’s like eating a loaded baked potato
I will defend this abomination to a point. It’s not terrible, the crust actually tastes like it has McDonald’s French fries in it somehow. 50/50 chance I’d eat again, worth the novelty
Someone call Josh Weisman so I can see a gourmet version of this idea. Might smash. If there was something between upvote and downvote, I would be using it here.
There’s a part of me that wants to find a way to make stuff like this work. A pizza with a potato pancake crust is intriguing. Execution is likely difficult given how greasy potato pancakes start.
I have celiac let me have cheap pizza my normal ones are $15+ ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
This isn’t terrible but it’s definitely too big imo. If it was 75% of that size it would be manageable but I got real tired of eating it.Â
I like French fries and pizza so I find this idea intriguing
I mean frozen pizza is meh anyway, I bet if I was drink I would eat it
Aww hell yeah. This pizza is fantastic and screw the haters. It tastes just like loaded cheese fries in pizza form. Only thing that could make it better is some sour cream and green onion
It wasn’t bad. I’d eat it again