See you tomorrow mr cottage cheese those look horrible
KarmaKrazi
weird, it says cottage cheese and chives, but I see cottage cheese and towers.
RainbowHipster420
Sir a second plane has hit the cottage cheese and chives
warmlightlantern
“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?”
Ok_Professor_8039
Scallions dirty rotten Scallions
MayaIsSunshine
Those chives look like day 13
Omwtfyu
I SEE CHIVES IN THE STORE, IN COTTAGE CHEESE, AND EVEN CATS, CHEF! CATS ARE CHIVES!
guitarromantic
I interviewed someone today and accidentally typed the word “chive” instead of “choice” and had to hide my laughter from the candidate.
HuevosProfundos
Old-Marionberry1203
i saw a picture in food and wine with chives and they were not cut well 🙁
Waahstrm
Not surprised. Even AI can’t produce finely chopped chives to my liking.
TurtleWaves
This sub has healed me. What a wild few weeks we’ve had
ExcellentWolf
Short the chive market! Sell! Sell all chives! The chive bubble has popped!
TheCosmicProfessor
I’d butt chug that shiz.
CrispyMann
Sometimes my wife points out something funny and goes “but you probably already heard about it on Reddit” and she’s right, but I let her show me anyway and laugh like it’s the first time.
Yesterday she goes “have you heard about this chive cutting thing?” Lololol
Half_of_a_Good_Pen
Can someone please explain why there’s a plane, I don’t get it 😭
WonderfulShake
TurnoverFuzzy8264
Imagine how many meals with chives are being sent back to the kitchen to increasingly sweaty chefs, all thanks to this sub.
Hamonwrysangwich
I’m a home cook. I was slicing scallions today to mix in with my cream cheese for breakfast. I saw the uneven slices and was like this sub has ruined me.
youareactuallygod
What is that? Green penne?
CommanderSpleen
I speak chive!
tofumeatballcannon
Fr tho cottage cheese and chives slaps
BrokenAstraea
Now you gotta take out every chive with a tweezer to see if any of them aren’t chopped correctly
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See you tomorrow mr cottage cheese those look horrible
weird, it says cottage cheese and chives, but I see cottage cheese and towers.
Sir a second plane has hit the cottage cheese and chives
“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?”
Scallions dirty rotten Scallions
Those chives look like day 13
I SEE CHIVES IN THE STORE, IN COTTAGE CHEESE, AND EVEN CATS, CHEF! CATS ARE CHIVES!
I interviewed someone today and accidentally typed the word “chive” instead of “choice” and had to hide my laughter from the candidate.
i saw a picture in food and wine with chives and they were not cut well 🙁
Not surprised. Even AI can’t produce finely chopped chives to my liking.
This sub has healed me. What a wild few weeks we’ve had
Short the chive market! Sell! Sell all chives! The chive bubble has popped!
I’d butt chug that shiz.
Sometimes my wife points out something funny and goes “but you probably already heard about it on Reddit” and she’s right, but I let her show me anyway and laugh like it’s the first time.
Yesterday she goes “have you heard about this chive cutting thing?” Lololol
Can someone please explain why there’s a plane, I don’t get it 😭
Imagine how many meals with chives are being sent back to the kitchen to increasingly sweaty chefs, all thanks to this sub.
I’m a home cook. I was slicing scallions today to mix in with my cream cheese for breakfast. I saw the uneven slices and was like this sub has ruined me.
What is that? Green penne?
I speak chive!
Fr tho cottage cheese and chives slaps
Now you gotta take out every chive with a tweezer to see if any of them aren’t chopped correctly
Hey, do you guys know the [secret](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z9c6V0ohEQ&pp=ygUTa2VtcHMgaXQncyB0aGUgY293cw%3D%3D) of Kemp’s?