Call the Bobbies and have this taken straight to the clink.
Consistent_Ad3181
It’s the egg and the beans that knacker it. And the lack of cheese.
Bitter-Ad5745
English breakfast? More like English shitfest
burnafter3ading
Maybe if I was pissed from the pub? Still, that’s what kebab + chips-zza’s with curry sauce are for.
Upset_Assumption9610
I hate to say it…but 2 eggs are a must
Dear_Tangerine444
‘English Breakfast’, my arse! What kind of self respecting English breakfast doesn’t have black pudding?
DjChrisSpear
Straight to jail!!!
A17012022
Honestly if you lost the beans, that would be alright
CatLordCayenne
Barf
lydiardbell
I love a full English, but eggs with runny yolks are awful on pizzas and I can’t imagine beans would be much better. Some foods are just not meant to be combined.
sleepdeepcoma
No cheese, that’s a crime in itself.
tiorzol
Needs brown sauce
lo-lux
You will need to serve at his majesty’s pleasure
Kcufasu
The worst part is you could actually do a full English breakfast of pizza toppings quite well with a bit of chopped bacon, mushrooms, sliced sausages and maybe some crumbled black pudding and a properly fried egg in the centre like a fiorentina, but nope they ended up with this mess
Muted_Masterpiece535
Now all it needs is a taste of America with 3ilbs of cheddar cheese.
Icy-Yew-0837
why
fluentindothraki
Yes but no but yes
Fuzzy_Strategy823
This monstrosity!
Turbulent-Jello6273
I had a physical reaction seeing this, revolting lol
Virtual-Bee7411
Did we both see that post about the Pitcairn Islands and stumble upon Andy’s 😂 I just posted the peep pizza
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Call the Bobbies and have this taken straight to the clink.
It’s the egg and the beans that knacker it. And the lack of cheese.
English breakfast? More like English shitfest
Maybe if I was pissed from the pub? Still, that’s what kebab + chips-zza’s with curry sauce are for.
I hate to say it…but 2 eggs are a must
‘English Breakfast’, my arse! What kind of self respecting English breakfast doesn’t have black pudding?
Straight to jail!!!
Honestly if you lost the beans, that would be alright
Barf
I love a full English, but eggs with runny yolks are awful on pizzas and I can’t imagine beans would be much better. Some foods are just not meant to be combined.
No cheese, that’s a crime in itself.
Needs brown sauce
You will need to serve at his majesty’s pleasure
The worst part is you could actually do a full English breakfast of pizza toppings quite well with a bit of chopped bacon, mushrooms, sliced sausages and maybe some crumbled black pudding and a properly fried egg in the centre like a fiorentina, but nope they ended up with this mess
Now all it needs is a taste of America with 3ilbs of cheddar cheese.
why
Yes but no but yes
This monstrosity!
I had a physical reaction seeing this, revolting lol
Did we both see that post about the Pitcairn Islands and stumble upon Andy’s 😂 I just posted the peep pizza
I experienced this back then omg
No. Crime. Jail.
That’s epic pizza destruction
I’d rather starve.
Who would do such a terrible thing?