And now I’m so curious. I like pizza, and I like mustard.
by NoFaithlessness7508
17 Comments
OG_Church_Key
Ew bro 🤢
theokayestcomputer19
the distribution is fucked up but mustard pizzas as a drunk favorite of mines it’s incredible when you don’t know where you are
BARBADOSxSLIM
I always put ketchup on my Costco pizza but mustard is crossing the line
Muted_Masterpiece535
That looks like a Costco Pizza, in that case mustard would be good with it. But that wouldn’t work on Puzza hut or Dominos the sauce is way different.
TM3dz
I use to do this on the square cafeteria pizza id get in middle and high school.
johnaross1990
I like to put American mustard on my pizza before I cook it
ABVerageJoe69
I’m willing to experiment with it later today for the good of the cause. My first thoughts are that it seems nutritionally sound. Pizza is sugar heavy in both dough and sauce, which can contribute to inflammation.
Mustard has tumeric and vinegar, which can help reduce inflammation.
Additionally, mustard on pretzels is cash, the bread saltiness is balanced by the tangy mustard.
Mustard now makes sense to me, but only on a cheese or meats pizza.
I will personally draw the line at the Costco cheese slice. Pep or combo calzone will remain criminal with mustard.
Shenloanne
English mustard?
jarvisesdios
I thought those were banana peppers and that’s totally fine… Fucking regular ass mustard?
Straight to jail
retsamzaps
I’m not pressing charges. But you’re walking a thin line. Watch yourself.
JodiesNuts
I got made fun of for doing this Mustard is just really good tho. Its got a nice zing to it.
Brando3141
It’s unconventional, but I’m gonna allow it
lo-lux
I had a coworker that smothered everything in ketchup. He said it was something he picked up in the USMC.
MelonJelly
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution wants you to believe that mustard will not work on a simple cheese pizza. That mustard’s sharp tang clashes with cheese, tomato, and bread.
But the evidence tells a very different story. Over the course of the trial, you will be shown images, recipes, and expert testimony demonstrating foods which incorporate mustard with each, and every, ingredient found in cheese pizza.
This case is not about food waste or rage-bait, it’s about facts. And the facts will show that mustard complements pizza.
BlueHeron_1987
IndependentLove2292
I am really surprised by how many people are defending this war crime. Not even if it was hamburger pizza, which is itself a misdemeanor. In fact, if it was hamburger, the addition of mustard would probably qualify as an aggravated enhancement.
17 Comments
Ew bro 🤢
the distribution is fucked up but mustard pizzas as a drunk favorite of mines it’s incredible when you don’t know where you are
I always put ketchup on my Costco pizza but mustard is crossing the line
That looks like a Costco Pizza, in that case mustard would be good with it. But that wouldn’t work on Puzza hut or Dominos the sauce is way different.
I use to do this on the square cafeteria pizza id get in middle and high school.
I like to put American mustard on my pizza before I cook it
I’m willing to experiment with it later today for the good of the cause. My first thoughts are that it seems nutritionally sound.
Pizza is sugar heavy in both dough and sauce, which can contribute to inflammation.
Mustard has tumeric and vinegar, which can help reduce inflammation.
Additionally, mustard on pretzels is cash, the bread saltiness is balanced by the tangy mustard.
Mustard now makes sense to me, but only on a cheese or meats pizza.
I will personally draw the line at the Costco cheese slice. Pep or combo calzone will remain criminal with mustard.
English mustard?
I thought those were banana peppers and that’s totally fine… Fucking regular ass mustard?
Straight to jail
I’m not pressing charges. But you’re walking a thin line. Watch yourself.
I got made fun of for doing this
Mustard is just really good tho. Its got a nice zing to it.
It’s unconventional, but I’m gonna allow it
I had a coworker that smothered everything in ketchup. He said it was something he picked up in the USMC.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution wants you to believe that mustard will not work on a simple cheese pizza. That mustard’s sharp tang clashes with cheese, tomato, and bread.
But the evidence tells a very different story. Over the course of the trial, you will be shown images, recipes, and expert testimony demonstrating foods which incorporate mustard with each, and every, ingredient found in cheese pizza.
This case is not about food waste or rage-bait, it’s about facts. And the facts will show that mustard complements pizza.
I am really surprised by how many people are defending this war crime. Not even if it was hamburger pizza, which is itself a misdemeanor. In fact, if it was hamburger, the addition of mustard would probably qualify as an aggravated enhancement.
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