This is the largest ticket I’ve ever gotten in all my years

by GodzillaLMT

27 Comments

  1. More-Diamond5129

    Thought that was an epic cheese pull at first

  2. sideshowO

    Lemme guess. Online order. No more than 4 entrees.

  3. Bernguy19

    I’d keep walking that thing back further and further till I ended up in my car and disappeared

  4. WaffleHouseGladiator

    Gum $2.49

    Energy Drank 20oz $4.29

    Nail clippers $1.49

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    THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT CVS!!!

  5. LASERDICKMCCOOL

    Back when I delivered for a domino’s next to a major college, we would stay open until 2 on Friday Saturday night. We were cleaning up the kitchen and getting ready to close when like 60 orders came in at 1:59. The printer lit up and just kept printing and printing and printing, it looked a lot like yours. I dropped my cash in the box told my manager I was going out for a quick smoke, got in my car and left to never return. I still feel bad about that

  6. subtxtcan

    Shit, beat mine but not by much! Ours was 5’4″. Old ass POS couldn’t split tables… 35 people.

  7. Grims_Gardener22

    Pop up kitchen at a CVS staying true to form

  8. LilClaudeMoney

    those assholes don’t ring it through on 2-4 tickets? I am mad for you lol

  9. Open_Inside_7223

    My line cook dumped a Nalgene of water on the printer during lunch when we were hungover af all pissed off. They all started printing thru the pantry side. It’s was a seasonal restaurant in a famous national park at lunch. Pantry cook had to bring his tickets over and he wore them like a bandolier. Fun times.

  10. hawg_farmer

    Long ago, I was dishie at a very busy truckstop. 24/7 grind in the middle of nowhere.

    I heard an egg pan hit the wall, followed by a spatula.

    4 tour buses and one line cook. I’m pretty sure she was a former felon. Sweet as pie to me, but do not jam her up.

    All tickets were old school handwritten. Wheel is full, a stack with a coffee cup on top, holding it down.

    “YOOOO!!!! Dish git on up in here! NOW!! F’ng MOVE!”

    Less than 10 minutes of servers screaming at me convinced me our line cook was the most patient person on earth.

    I wanted to Frisbee platters outta the pass and one chick I wanted to flat out disappear her.

    Apparently, our new billboards on the interstate said, “Tour Busses Welcome.”

    I wanted to disappear the billboards, too. Possibly the owner also.

    First time I smoked a joint was after that shift….

  11. CrimsonAntifascist

    I left the kitchen years ago. The sound of that fucking ticket machine printer thingy still triggers a little ptsd.

  12. West-Vacation8190

    spam, spam, spam, … baked beans, sausage and spam?

  13. Fongosaur

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    OP while seeing the ticket print out lol

  14. carnitascronch

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