Welcome to Simple Sauces. Today we’re making the world’s best ranch. And I know I’ve made a lot of ranch on this page, but this one, this one’s different. Rule number one, you’ve got to start by making your own mayo. For this recipe, storebought won’t cut it. Rule number two, you’re probably going to want to use MSG. It’s the secret ingredient your ranch has been missing. Rule number three, if someone says they prefer blue cheese, just smile, nod your head, and let them embarrass themselves in peace. And if you want this super secret recipe, you know where to find it. It’s unbelievably good.

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  1. Recipe :

    1/2 cup sour cream
    1/4-1/2cup mayo
    2-4tbsp buttermilk
    1 tbsp dried dill
    1Tbsp fresh lemon juice
    1 tbsp distilled white vinegar
    1/2tsp garlic powder
    1/4tsp onion powder
    1/2tsp sea salt
    Pepper (basically to taste i think)
    1/4tsp sugar
    1/8tsp MSG
    1 tbsp of chopped fresh dill and other one of chives

  2. uhm Mr creator of this video how do you make sure you don't get salmonella from the raw egg?

  3. I wonder if you made that chicken cus DAM it looks good!
    Also I will try and make some ranch whenever I have time hopefully it saves me money!

  4. if that ranch looks like THAT, then my oh my is that the PERFECT ranch for my pizza. also, yes ranch and pizza is the GOAT.

  5. As a part of the Blue Cheese Council, We highly dislike your words. As a punishment we shall curse you with the Blue Cheese Take Over, every sauce, drink and food will now be Blue Cheese, this will only last a month how ever if you continue with your actions we shall make it permanently.