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forgot about my spent coffee pucks
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forgot about my spent coffee pucks


went for a quick trip. forgot to clear out my knockbox drawer.

came back to this. the pic doesn't quite capture the colour. it's more orange than yellow.

how long before it gains sentience?

by thefineprint13

25 Comments

  1. V_deldas

    Put it in the oven and enjoy some cookies.

    Edit: just in case you missed the joke, don’t eat it.

  3. thechristopherglen

    At first glance I thought these were peanut butter cups that melted. Now I need a Reese’s

  5. super_salamander

    I wonder why my mold is sometimes pink and sometimes white. Do we get a prize for collecting all the colours?

  7. testfire10

    Welp, stick em back in the grinder and recycle

  10. PlanetGuardian-42

    This is why I don’t get knock boxes.

    Like, why add an extra receptacle you have to remember to empty, when you can just use a compost bin, trash it, or wash it down the sink?

    I feel like I’m getting gaslit by Big Coffee everytime they’re brought up.

    EDIT: Quit trying to rationalize your plastic mould boxes, ya damn sheep 😉

  11. silverdroid303

    I thought this was Reese’s gelato for a split second.

  16. ZenaBarnes

    Scrolling down the feed, i thought i was on r/stupidfood where someone put melted cheese on coffee pucks

    Oh wait no thats not cheese…

  17. ThomasTallys

    It’s already sentient. Don’t worry, it’s smarter and more benevolent than humans.

  20. Ok-Roof5875

    If you have any plants I’d mix some in with my soil, definitely beneficial microbes!!

  21. RVNSKR

    Do the spores go into the machine water tank hoppers as well or is it not so problematic?

  23. punsnguns

    How could you forget about it? It’s almost careless behavior.

    Zero pucks given

  24. Tokemon_and_hasha

    Ooh that’s a rare colour of mold! I can only ever get blue and green common types :,(