How high was the Taco Bell executive who came up with this idea?
How high was the Taco Bell executive who came up with this idea?
by NotThePopeProbably
45 Comments
mermaidtitsaresalty
Pretty sure it’s a requirement to be fully stoned to work and make any decisions for Taco Bell
something_coo
High as fudge
orlyyarlylolwut
I think Taco Bell gets a pass on stupid food tbh, they know who their audience is and I respect that they shamelessly cater to their munchies.
Ok_Independent_5494
Have you not had taco bell im pretty sure the people in the taco bell lab are high
Can-DontAttitude
$20 for a pie is ridiculous, but I think I’d have to try it
YourGlacier
This isn’t really that different than a key lime pie, honestly. It makes me think of those 7-up or Cola cakes, but done in a key lime pie crust.
FitCrew91
Idk man. Some people really, really like Baja Blast. I’ll personally never get it. But yeah, Baja blast mixed with some kind of gelatin… Doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world.
MrBannedFor0Reason
Holy shit I’m fucking buying one
KittensFirstAKM
I kinda wanted to try it. But not at 20 bucks.
Geno_Warlord
$20 for that? I’d have given it a shot if I could get a slice. But I’m not paying that much for something I don’t even know I’ll like.
Rob086020
I love Baja blast but only for a drink a pie? No thanks
JohnnyKarateX
About 6 foot 5.
ghostwriter85
Costs almost nothing to make, the ingredients are easy to ship and store (literally just a pie tin, baja syrup, a thickening agent, and some whipped cream), probably has a shelf life of forever, people will buy it for novelty, sells for $20, and will be taken off the menu before the novelty wears off.
I’d say they were ruthlessly sober.
StanfordTheGreat
yes
roof_baby
I’m bringing one of these fuckers to thanksgiving.
I’m bringing this to the work thanksgiving potluck.
Affectionate_Pass25
Yes.
Sy0nide_
If you could buy slices i would buy it but I’m not willing to pay 19.99 for a whole pie that I may not even like and definitely won’t finish
GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ
I want to see how big it is before I tell you how I feel. When the Baja gelato came out it was like $5 and I initially thought $5 for a pint of gelato isn’t too bad….the actual size was like 3 ounces for $5. Ridiculous.
ChaosOfOrder24
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420
Bout to go buy 5 of these affronts to God on payday.
karenskygreen
The same people who buy mountain dew and have a margarita machine would buy this.
brozoburt
Its not a bad idea, your view of good food is narrow. Naturally all views will differ from another. Haven’t tried it, but Baja blast is sugar incarnate, its made for shit like this. The Gelato was a banger.
XRaisedBySirensX
Pretty sure since I discovered Qdoba, Chipotle, and other similar to go type burrito places, I’ve had taco bell like a total of 4 times. And it’s always been at like 3am when there’s 0 other options.
JustADude721
Someone is going to slam this down with a mountain dew.
VelosaVentura
It would be good YouTubers content lol but y maybe it tasted good sounds like it could go key lime vibes
OrganizationNo1298
Next will be Baja Blast taco shells.
TheSwearJarIsMy401k
I read the ingredients list. It’s a standard commercial key lime pie. First ingredients were key lime juice and milk. There’s some added artificial flavoring and coloring. Nothing crazy about it at all.
I read it three times and it doesn’t mention Baja Blast at all. Like they did not blast the pie with Bajas.
EvaTheE
Taco Bell is the Frodo of fast food. It will destroy your ring.
__Milk_Drinker__
IDK but it was a pretty good highdia, at least from a marketing standpoint. I’ve legitimately been looking forward to this, even if I strongly doubt it will be any good.
colbyxclusive
It’s just a key lime pie
dada948
High like a fox
JuansHymen
No, Chief Executive Officer. It’s “Hi, how are you?”
bmcasler
I don’t care, I’m buying one.
Kim_jung_unstoppable
Yes
CoupleKnown7729
They know their core demographic.
Mordred_Morgauth
This is a restaurant that put Fritos into burritos and made hard taco shells out of Doritos. The whole executive part of that company is made up of 100% stoners.
CasinoMarginale
“Who are the ad wizards that came up with this?”
TraditionPhysical603
So how do you know if your taco bell has it?
tiffany_says_this
🤢
CheeseburgerSmoothy
I’d buy that $20 pie.
Commercial-Owl11
Taco Bell hires people to use their menu to make crazy concoctions and then ifthey’re good they get on the menu. I learned this on Conan when he went to the Taco Bell HQ lol
No_Extension4005
Don’t really have taco bell where I am and don’t drink much mountain dew, but isn’t Baja blast lime-flavoured? So it’s just a lime pie that uses soda instead of lime juice; so you don’t have to add a bunch of sugar?
Sleeping_Bat
It’s basically a key lime pie with food coloring. How does this qualify for stupid?
45 Comments
Pretty sure it’s a requirement to be fully stoned to work and make any decisions for Taco Bell
High as fudge
I think Taco Bell gets a pass on stupid food tbh, they know who their audience is and I respect that they shamelessly cater to their munchies.
Have you not had taco bell im pretty sure the people in the taco bell lab are high
$20 for a pie is ridiculous, but I think I’d have to try it
This isn’t really that different than a key lime pie, honestly. It makes me think of those 7-up or Cola cakes, but done in a key lime pie crust.
Idk man. Some people really, really like Baja Blast. I’ll personally never get it. But yeah, Baja blast mixed with some kind of gelatin… Doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world.
Holy shit I’m fucking buying one
I kinda wanted to try it. But not at 20 bucks.
$20 for that? I’d have given it a shot if I could get a slice. But I’m not paying that much for something I don’t even know I’ll like.
I love Baja blast but only for a drink a pie? No thanks
About 6 foot 5.
Costs almost nothing to make, the ingredients are easy to ship and store (literally just a pie tin, baja syrup, a thickening agent, and some whipped cream), probably has a shelf life of forever, people will buy it for novelty, sells for $20, and will be taken off the menu before the novelty wears off.
I’d say they were ruthlessly sober.
yes
I’m bringing one of these fuckers to thanksgiving.
Hi guys
https://youtu.be/Q-C9mPu7r_4?si=nfv9jMfkQ0qnN-aa
Reminds me of this awesome dude! 🤭🤭
I’m bringing this to the work thanksgiving potluck.
Yes.
If you could buy slices i would buy it but I’m not willing to pay 19.99 for a whole pie that I may not even like and definitely won’t finish
I want to see how big it is before I tell you how I feel. When the Baja gelato came out it was like $5 and I initially thought $5 for a pint of gelato isn’t too bad….the actual size was like 3 ounces for $5. Ridiculous.
Bout to go buy 5 of these affronts to God on payday.
The same people who buy mountain dew and have a margarita machine would buy this.
Its not a bad idea, your view of good food is narrow. Naturally all views will differ from another. Haven’t tried it, but Baja blast is sugar incarnate, its made for shit like this. The Gelato was a banger.
Pretty sure since I discovered Qdoba, Chipotle, and other similar to go type burrito places, I’ve had taco bell like a total of 4 times. And it’s always been at like 3am when there’s 0 other options.
Someone is going to slam this down with a mountain dew.
It would be good YouTubers content lol but y maybe it tasted good sounds like it could go key lime vibes
Next will be Baja Blast taco shells.
I read the ingredients list. It’s a standard commercial key lime pie. First ingredients were key lime juice and milk. There’s some added artificial flavoring and coloring. Nothing crazy about it at all.
I read it three times and it doesn’t mention Baja Blast at all. Like they did not blast the pie with Bajas.
Taco Bell is the Frodo of fast food. It will destroy your ring.
IDK but it was a pretty good highdia, at least from a marketing standpoint. I’ve legitimately been looking forward to this, even if I strongly doubt it will be any good.
It’s just a key lime pie
High like a fox
No, Chief Executive Officer. It’s “Hi, how are you?”
I don’t care, I’m buying one.
Yes
They know their core demographic.
This is a restaurant that put Fritos into burritos and made hard taco shells out of Doritos. The whole executive part of that company is made up of 100% stoners.
“Who are the ad wizards that came up with this?”
So how do you know if your taco bell has it?
🤢
I’d buy that $20 pie.
Taco Bell hires people to use their menu to make crazy concoctions and then ifthey’re good they get on the menu. I learned this on Conan when he went to the Taco Bell HQ lol
Don’t really have taco bell where I am and don’t drink much mountain dew, but isn’t Baja blast lime-flavoured? So it’s just a lime pie that uses soda instead of lime juice; so you don’t have to add a bunch of sugar?
It’s basically a key lime pie with food coloring. How does this qualify for stupid?