I don’t care if they lied, I just enjoy the pursuit of perfection. I believe in you F1exican.
by SinfullySophie
36 Comments
esprit_de_corps_
It sucks they felt like they couldn’t take a day off. Too much pressure to perform maybe, or maybe it was just inconvenient. Idc really, but people should feel free to speak up when they don’t wanna do something so trivial. Like, take care of you, you know??
flyart

TheCzarIV
Subscribe. We’ve all been burnt out and phoned it in before. I stand with chive guy.
ToadstoolsRule
People need to be allowed to be human.
Wow, such an uproar. Let’s focus on feeding the hungry instead.
AlexisThunderstorm50
I’m not even mad. This entire thing has brought me so much amusement! 😄
F1exican
💚 I’m sorry I’ll make it up to you
Gold_Data6221
In the end… it’s the chives we made along the way 🙂
Loisalene
…aaaand now my adult children are looking at me weird.
SpphosFriend
I’m here for the chive guy redemption arc.
Atmospheric-Crybaby
the collective alignment on Chivegate has been surprising, but refreshing nonetheless and i am so proud to have been here with you all, my brothers
Triairius
What happened now?
ZayreBlairdere
Maybe there are no chives left.
AKACptShadow
Wait what happened?
Fit_Zookeepergame431
If you zoom in on chives enough, they start to look like the bars of a prison cell
skysmurf
I discovered this sub because of chive guy. Honestly this whole drama has been a welcome distraction of everything that is going on. I’m still going to root for him.
ejly
I was at a buffet today that offered chives as a topping and they were hideous compared even to the worst u/flexican chives. Keep pursuing perfection, chef – the world needs you.
Training-Moose5192
Totally get that. Sometimes you gotta choose your peace over the grind. Life’s too short to lose yourself in it…
GODAMA
This guy has now invested many hours of his life in the pursuit of perfection for random strangers on the internet.
Trying to cut them perfectly is stressful enough, let alone adding that. Maybe we can set up a go fund me for a chive and car repair budget.
Zantheus
F1exican should just give it to us straight next time. We’ve got your back buddy. If you need a day off just give us a shout. 👍plenty of chive itchy hands with smart phones out here. 🔪🥒
postALEXpress
This is the sub for service industry workers! We all know how fucking hard the days can be ESPECIALLY if the universe throws a wrench in your gears (no pun intended for the car issues lol)
I thought we’d all collectively agree to give /u/f1exican a pass…some fake ass service industry workers in here imo
405freeway
There is no prize in perfection.
Only an end to pursuit.
insectgirl908
In honor of every “updated draft” with 0 changes I’ve ever sent… I believe in you too!
AnorhiDemarche
u/f1exican still got more integrity than most. u/f1xican for president.
Available-Guava5515
Go with grace, chive guy
Mulliganasty

MountainTwo3845
You can tell who’s never worked in a kitchen. if we could have photoshopped prep work we would be started the ai revolution in the 90s.
Peer pressure is a hell of a drug. We are all human. And we’ve all lied.
What’s respectable is accountability, which he took. We may have forced it out of him but still, he didn’t need to but he did. As much as I hate this chive trend I’ll give it to him 👍
BroccoliOk5812
I think this would be such a great moment for us all to have some reflection in why F1exican felt the pressure to not be honest about the chives.
Have we made this an unsafe and unsupported community unwittingly?
I know previously he had posted about no chives because they were out of stock. Why is this, having car issues, seen as a less than adequate reason to not contribute their tithing of chives?
What have we become?
#istandwithF1exican #passionofthechives
miss-ferrous
I stand with F1exican! But also I think the flair is funny
36 Comments
It sucks they felt like they couldn’t take a day off. Too much pressure to perform maybe, or maybe it was just inconvenient. Idc really, but people should feel free to speak up when they don’t wanna do something so trivial. Like, take care of you, you know??

Subscribe. We’ve all been burnt out and phoned it in before. I stand with chive guy.
People need to be allowed to be human.
Wow, such an uproar. Let’s focus on feeding the hungry instead.
I’m not even mad. This entire thing has brought me so much amusement! 😄
💚 I’m sorry I’ll make it up to you
In the end… it’s the chives we made along the way 🙂
…aaaand now my adult children are looking at me weird.
I’m here for the chive guy redemption arc.
the collective alignment on Chivegate has been surprising, but refreshing nonetheless and i am so proud to have been here with you all, my brothers
What happened now?
Maybe there are no chives left.
Wait what happened?
If you zoom in on chives enough, they start to look like the bars of a prison cell
I discovered this sub because of chive guy. Honestly this whole drama has been a welcome distraction of everything that is going on. I’m still going to root for him.
I was at a buffet today that offered chives as a topping and they were hideous compared even to the worst u/flexican chives. Keep pursuing perfection, chef – the world needs you.
Totally get that. Sometimes you gotta choose your peace over the grind. Life’s too short to lose yourself in it…
This guy has now invested many hours of his life in the pursuit of perfection for random strangers on the internet.
Trying to cut them perfectly is stressful enough, let alone adding that. Maybe we can set up a go fund me for a chive and car repair budget.
F1exican should just give it to us straight next time. We’ve got your back buddy. If you need a day off just give us a shout. 👍plenty of chive itchy hands with smart phones out here. 🔪🥒
This is the sub for service industry workers! We all know how fucking hard the days can be ESPECIALLY if the universe throws a wrench in your gears (no pun intended for the car issues lol)
I thought we’d all collectively agree to give /u/f1exican a pass…some fake ass service industry workers in here imo
There is no prize in perfection.
Only an end to pursuit.
In honor of every “updated draft” with 0 changes I’ve ever sent… I believe in you too!
u/f1exican still got more integrity than most. u/f1xican for president.
Go with grace, chive guy

You can tell who’s never worked in a kitchen. if we could have photoshopped prep work we would be started the ai revolution in the 90s.
I’m with him!!!!
Fake it till you make it babyyyyyyy
https://preview.redd.it/ej3e0ntawyzf1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f79b97b2a274ca05aa7cce383d29cd95bb4e77
We believe
Loyal servant
Peer pressure is a hell of a drug. We are all human. And we’ve all lied.
What’s respectable is accountability, which he took. We may have forced it out of him but still, he didn’t need to but he did. As much as I hate this chive trend I’ll give it to him 👍
I think this would be such a great moment for us all to have some reflection in why F1exican felt the pressure to not be honest about the chives.
Have we made this an unsafe and unsupported community unwittingly?
I know previously he had posted about no chives because they were out of stock. Why is this, having car issues, seen as a less than adequate reason to not contribute their tithing of chives?
What have we become?
#istandwithF1exican #passionofthechives
I stand with F1exican! But also I think the flair is funny
100% agree
So much drama over chives, lol 😂