Asked for a Dick Cheney cake from the local bakery, was not disappointed.

by fuck_outdoor_cats

25 Comments

  1. Scandaemon

    Did they include candy birdshot inside the cake?

  2. Abernathy1234

    You’ll have to have a frosting transplant pretty soon

  3. sillyg00se49

    I hate to say it! I hope I don’t sound ridiculous! I don’t know who this man is!

  4. HighGlutenTolerance

    I am almost sad it’s months until there is a birthday in my household so I can copy this abomination and pretend it was a mixup

  5. OldieButNotMoldy

    You people are gross, this man has a family just like you do. This is just sick.

  6. literarylottie

    This is how I learned that Dick Cheney was still alive in the year of our Lord 2025.

    (I mean, obviously he’s not anymore but….)

  7. KaozawaLurel

    Loooool did you give any specifications to the bakery? Or was it only “Dick Cheney”? 😂

  8. HotTakesBeyond

    This is gonna be the best Veterans Day ever