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Scottish Jambalaya
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Scottish Jambalaya


Heard it all before, "clean yo stove" blah, I'm still here, unpoisoned,no harm done, save your breath.
Went a 20 mile cycle this morning with speaker in one cage, can of san miguel in other. Was 12 miles before shop, half bottle of buckfast went down well, replaced can, Next stop, pub, 3 pints of skye red ale, Onwards go home, Watched Oireland v Japan then Scotland lose to NZ (as always), blast of New Orleans jazz, Threw some cast iron jambalaya together between games, Will check on it after England game.
Should add, found Chicken in my garden looking lost, no immediate neighbour claimed it upon asking.

by supperfash

14 Comments

  3. qalcolm

    The conditions some folks chose to live in never fail to appall me, Jesus Christ dude.

  4. HipHopotamusHurray

    OK, I’ll overlook the stove since this 100% is daily drunk territory, BUT where the hell is the final result of Scottish jambalaya? You left us hanging

  5. speedostegeECV

    Thats certainly a stove owned by a drunk.. show us the finished meal!!!

  6. fuckomg69

    Hell yeah. This is what the sub is for. Post the result please

  8. doom-on-you-all

    I’m not seeing where this is jambalaya 🤷🏻‍♂️

  10. The_Jazz_Doll

    On behalf of other Scottish folk, not all of us cook like this.

  11. TheSmokingLamp

    These pictures are giving mental health crisis

  12. Freddy_Vorhees

    So a chicken wondered in your yard so hack and whack away he went?
    My dude, you do you I am here for the ride.
    Tell me more.