After reading up on some people's recipes and tips I went ahead and sent it. Don't make a ball they said, make a log they said. Well.. I made the next best thing. Turned out great!
over the top chili got me thinking about getting under the top
ensign53
I swear… nobody loves dongs as much as dudes
Yourmindiscontrolled
/r/oddlyerotic
RaynOfFyre1
OP’s smoking dong over here
evilfollowingmb
This seems unnecessary but I hope you like the taste.
fuckitweredoingitliv

FlippersMccuddlebud
I’m proud of you
HaleyJ34TF
This made me laugh way more than I was expecting. The comments did not disappoint.
No_Mark2496
Hey the ole tri tip. Remeber low and slow otherwise it comes out too hard
BlisteredPotato
Overhandling it bud
M2J9
This just reminds me of Austin powers
overide

smorgasgordon
What is that, scandinavia?
StupidSexyScooter
WHAT UP!!! We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion and smoke meat. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual
“Yeah babe, you don’t even know how good this is. The secret is in the extra 1/2 cup of straight up fat that goes in. Everyone at work said it was the best but don’t worry, we can eat it again tonight cause no one had second helpings so it’s back on the smoker again with some of my 23 ingredient rub stirred in. Also figured I’d just set some brown sugar chipotle covered bacon strips over the chili and let those drip in. The smoker is set to 202 which is where the magic happens since everyone knows lower and slower is better… in 32 hours this is going to slap so hard”
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Looks like two balls and a log
Hahahaha well done
Nice to have preteens getting into the BBQ game.
Hamburger, the looong way.
Mouthwatering
https://preview.redd.it/u7uc8nr5cg0g1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=89a916a619f1f130db0380f4a8d52ecf8fc8d88b

Best post on here, nice
r/mildlypenis
Got its own catheter.
Some people’s kids… 😂😂😂😂
It’s so red and blotchy
That probe placement ❤️❤️❤️


Probe in urethra is just disrespectful
You don’t have to hog the whole grate.
Looks delicious I wish I could eat it
A rather shapely meat stick!

https://i.redd.it/iminm3zseg0g1.gif


Over the top? Don’t get too cocky.

over the top chili got me thinking about getting under the top
I swear… nobody loves dongs as much as dudes
/r/oddlyerotic
OP’s smoking dong over here
This seems unnecessary but I hope you like the taste.

I’m proud of you
This made me laugh way more than I was expecting. The comments did not disappoint.
Hey the ole tri tip. Remeber low and slow otherwise it comes out too hard
Overhandling it bud
This just reminds me of Austin powers

What is that, scandinavia?
WHAT UP!!!
We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion and smoke meat. Nothing sexual.
Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual
I’m into chicks, but this has me questioning that
Man. This made my day. Thank you
Sounding ahh meat
Your average OTC fan:
https://preview.redd.it/yx5hdxt7hg0g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18eb87f335c614a8a12cc2ff6bb6f0b4a27f88ba
“Yeah babe, you don’t even know how good this is. The secret is in the extra 1/2 cup of straight up fat that goes in. Everyone at work said it was the best but don’t worry, we can eat it again tonight cause no one had second helpings so it’s back on the smoker again with some of my 23 ingredient rub stirred in. Also figured I’d just set some brown sugar chipotle covered bacon strips over the chili and let those drip in. The smoker is set to 202 which is where the magic happens since everyone knows lower and slower is better… in 32 hours this is going to slap so hard”
OP told their guests to eat a dick.

https://preview.redd.it/tj3ltkbwig0g1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa4afa9227b817463e87686e40d98bf7cb32357
Involuntary shuddered when I saw the probe…
Tubesteak Over the Top Chili.
Look how big it is