Only a chef could split the atoms of a white powder lol
legendary_mushroom
Level 1 trolling, excellent, 10/10
WaffleHouseGladiator
Pass the “flour” chef.
proudvapedad
gotta get the razor blade for that (So it dissolves in the oil)
Complete_Syrup4006
Funny, I just used my blender to make red and white wheat berries into flour. No knife involved, but sounds like fun. And neuropathy.
gerry2stitch
Fuck, that takes me back to when I convinced the new guy that we got sent coarse flour instead of fine and got him to stand there trying to chop it for like a half hour.
ResponsibilityFew938
Next we need the bacon stretcher, the left handed sauté pan, and you to run and borrow a cambro of steam from the restaurant across the street.
huntsber
My dad used to perform a miracle when I was really little. He’d place wheat berries on a plate in the oven overnight, omg the next day there would be flour! And if you left that plate of flour in the oven overnight, my goddamn the next morning there was a slice of bread!
I was amazed by this and grew up and became a baker! Thx dad it’s all ur fault
dirENgreyscale
Yeah right, that’s clearly fentanyl.
TrainingSword
There’s a reason they used huge stones to grind wheat to flour
iktyktiktyk
Have you tried using a credit card
thomstevens420
I know what kind of man you are.
My man.
yrrrrrrrr
Robo?
tioLechuga
it’s not that it was hard.
CapinCrunch85
Dirt-Road_Pirate
SplodeyMcSchoolio
throwRA88887dj
throwiemcthrowface
I have that santoku! Or at least a very similar one.
2459-8143-2844
Cut an atom.
thechrunner
Dafuq is a ‘wheat berry’? where i’m from wheat comes in grains, or kernels
somniopus
Right, “wheat flour”
Juggernautlemmein
throwitoutwhendone2
I gained massive respect for knife work when I was made to mince garlic early in my career. Back and forth to chef to let him check the garlic.
Dapper-Educator-7494
Pobo13
Please don’t do Coke in kitchens. I had one Coke worker die and the other OD’d at work. He’s fine. But he gave her the other half of what he got at work. She took it when she was at home alone and died. Unless you have a test kit for fent. Don’t fucking do Coke.
No-Locksmith-9377
Brunoised pine nuts for Thomas Keller….. ughhhh
RyanBordello
I’m going to need you to turn all our long grain rice into short grain rice please
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this is funny omg
*cries in celiac*
That’s not the white powder kitchen staff are known for
https://i.redd.it/rscs0v9qlp0g1.gif
The new hire is told by by a CDP to chop plain flour into self-raising.
The chef walks by half an hour later, and is enraged.
“No, you fucking idiot! You chop it SIDEWAYS for self-raising!”
https://preview.redd.it/4q2zk4spmp0g1.png?width=807&format=png&auto=webp&s=de414e8496dd1bbee20d981f3e99b45e55697538
Only a chef could split the atoms of a white powder lol
Level 1 trolling, excellent, 10/10
Pass the “flour” chef.
gotta get the razor blade for that (So it dissolves in the oil)
Funny, I just used my blender to make red and white wheat berries into flour. No knife involved, but sounds like fun. And neuropathy.
Fuck, that takes me back to when I convinced the new guy that we got sent coarse flour instead of fine and got him to stand there trying to chop it for like a half hour.
Next we need the bacon stretcher, the left handed sauté pan, and you to run and borrow a cambro of steam from the restaurant across the street.
My dad used to perform a miracle when I was really little. He’d place wheat berries on a plate in the oven overnight, omg the next day there would be flour! And if you left that plate of flour in the oven overnight, my goddamn the next morning there was a slice of bread!
I was amazed by this and grew up and became a baker!
Thx dad it’s all ur fault
Yeah right, that’s clearly fentanyl.
There’s a reason they used huge stones to grind wheat to flour
Have you tried using a credit card
I know what kind of man you are.
My man.
Robo?
it’s not that it was hard.
I have that santoku! Or at least a very similar one.
Cut an atom.
Dafuq is a ‘wheat berry’? where i’m from wheat comes in grains, or kernels
Right, “wheat flour”
I gained massive respect for knife work when I was made to mince garlic early in my career. Back and forth to chef to let him check the garlic.
Please don’t do Coke in kitchens. I had one Coke worker die and the other OD’d at work. He’s fine. But he gave her the other half of what he got at work. She took it when she was at home alone and died. Unless you have a test kit for fent. Don’t fucking do Coke.
Brunoised pine nuts for Thomas Keller….. ughhhh
I’m going to need you to turn all our long grain rice into short grain rice please