Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!by throwitoutwhendone2 30 Comments fuck-nazi 3 months ago No fucking way this is real…? tehjoz 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/ukpm32b48v0g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0637192f378d7690e0f13334b2fa6811e0ec1cIt’s legit. We double posted, so I removed mine.Well done, F1exican. SlickSlin 3 months ago They have better fucking payed the manEdit: PAiiiiiiD wrestlegirl 3 months ago I should be hustling out to door for my kid’s PT but I’m temporarily gobsmacked.This is fucking wild. Itzhak_hl 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/g0g4eq5y8v0g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa9776e13bac9488dc33825876eab590b1a1db0Do I win? DreiZeichen 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/t0dtqyx49v0g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e862079ebdcc01b72e205104bb3acefb505d71b Wicked-Delights 3 months ago Someone call the pilothttps://preview.redd.it/maln37l89v0g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e1af7ce34f75eaa9767a7b4c0b5453ed53db21 something_exe 3 months ago Just saw this too. F1exican should be getting paid for this smh my head TheHumanPickleRick 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/qgv400gf9v0g1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=caa824273b510ec79310187ce71f9c7ad047a01f mangongo 3 months ago 9/10 marketing, all they’re missing is the planes on the label. miscnic 3 months ago These better be new chives and not repost chives, but send in the planes they should have known better since they follow. Also, still won’t make me buy your ovaltine. Ok_Entrepreneur_4059 3 months ago Pretty sure I just bit into a goddamn tower! Answer-Key 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/rz7nwlz0av0g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09eaf62420559ca3beb0a2a5c58f6379f2a97667Lol literally right above this erino3120 3 months ago  pottedPlant_64 3 months ago Wow, do they know about chivegate? 🤔 Backeastvan 3 months ago Chives Days: The Movie is going to be great strayainind 3 months ago It’s just missing Chives the cat. silverguacamole 3 months ago  mulletpullet 3 months ago OK, which one of you bastards work for kraft? AMDeez_nutz 3 months ago 2026 word of the year: Chives AWanderingAfar 3 months ago This whole saga has been so fucking wild Haunted_Duck721 3 months ago Who says chivelry is dead. Xalibu2 3 months ago Have we considered the possibility that all this hype is generated by Big Chive? All a ruse to get us simple folk to buy chives and chop them? We are all sheep being herded by the true chive lords. miniestation 3 months ago THE CHIVES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT XM62X 3 months ago I was served this ad directly under this post lol FixedFront 3 months ago If they ain’t paying him i say we riot Radioactive_Kitten 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/93yvz8umbv0g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3eabb314e4e72ee9d2fd4fb8cda7f73e6fcfccu/F1exican aka Chive Mountbatten-Windsor better get profit sharing from Kraft for this! BreweryRabbit 3 months ago There is something about knowing that someone from Philadelphia Cream Cheese lurks in KitchenConfidential that just tickles me ebk_errday 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/d2dso3ptcv0g1.png?width=1063&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5bb1819b8479a2b010c7298ca3eef390f964dc0 DirtRight9309 3 months ago Plot twist: u/F1exican works for Kraft. He’s been chopping chives for the cream cheese all along.
tehjoz 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/ukpm32b48v0g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0637192f378d7690e0f13334b2fa6811e0ec1cIt’s legit. We double posted, so I removed mine.Well done, F1exican.
wrestlegirl 3 months ago I should be hustling out to door for my kid’s PT but I’m temporarily gobsmacked.This is fucking wild.
Itzhak_hl 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/g0g4eq5y8v0g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa9776e13bac9488dc33825876eab590b1a1db0Do I win?
DreiZeichen 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/t0dtqyx49v0g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e862079ebdcc01b72e205104bb3acefb505d71b
Wicked-Delights 3 months ago Someone call the pilothttps://preview.redd.it/maln37l89v0g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e1af7ce34f75eaa9767a7b4c0b5453ed53db21
TheHumanPickleRick 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/qgv400gf9v0g1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=caa824273b510ec79310187ce71f9c7ad047a01f
miscnic 3 months ago These better be new chives and not repost chives, but send in the planes they should have known better since they follow. Also, still won’t make me buy your ovaltine.
Answer-Key 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/rz7nwlz0av0g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09eaf62420559ca3beb0a2a5c58f6379f2a97667Lol literally right above this
Xalibu2 3 months ago Have we considered the possibility that all this hype is generated by Big Chive? All a ruse to get us simple folk to buy chives and chop them? We are all sheep being herded by the true chive lords.
Radioactive_Kitten 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/93yvz8umbv0g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3eabb314e4e72ee9d2fd4fb8cda7f73e6fcfccu/F1exican aka Chive Mountbatten-Windsor better get profit sharing from Kraft for this!
BreweryRabbit 3 months ago There is something about knowing that someone from Philadelphia Cream Cheese lurks in KitchenConfidential that just tickles me
ebk_errday 3 months ago https://preview.redd.it/d2dso3ptcv0g1.png?width=1063&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5bb1819b8479a2b010c7298ca3eef390f964dc0
DirtRight9309 3 months ago Plot twist: u/F1exican works for Kraft. He’s been chopping chives for the cream cheese all along.
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No fucking way this is real…?
https://preview.redd.it/ukpm32b48v0g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0637192f378d7690e0f13334b2fa6811e0ec1c
It’s legit. We double posted, so I removed mine.
Well done, F1exican.
They have better fucking payed the man
Edit: PAiiiiiiD
I should be hustling out to door for my kid’s PT but I’m temporarily gobsmacked.
This is fucking wild.
https://preview.redd.it/g0g4eq5y8v0g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa9776e13bac9488dc33825876eab590b1a1db0
Do I win?
https://preview.redd.it/t0dtqyx49v0g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e862079ebdcc01b72e205104bb3acefb505d71b
Someone call the pilot
https://preview.redd.it/maln37l89v0g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e1af7ce34f75eaa9767a7b4c0b5453ed53db21
Just saw this too. F1exican should be getting paid for this smh my head
https://preview.redd.it/qgv400gf9v0g1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=caa824273b510ec79310187ce71f9c7ad047a01f
9/10 marketing, all they’re missing is the planes on the label.
These better be new chives and not repost chives, but send in the planes they should have known better since they follow. Also, still won’t make me buy your ovaltine.
Pretty sure I just bit into a goddamn tower!
https://preview.redd.it/rz7nwlz0av0g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09eaf62420559ca3beb0a2a5c58f6379f2a97667
Lol literally right above this

Wow, do they know about chivegate? 🤔
Chives Days: The Movie is going to be great
It’s just missing Chives the cat.

OK, which one of you bastards work for kraft?
2026 word of the year: Chives
This whole saga has been so fucking wild
Who says chivelry is dead.
Have we considered the possibility that all this hype is generated by Big Chive? All a ruse to get us simple folk to buy chives and chop them?
We are all sheep being herded by the true chive lords.
THE CHIVES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT
I was served this ad directly under this post lol
If they ain’t paying him i say we riot
https://preview.redd.it/93yvz8umbv0g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3eabb314e4e72ee9d2fd4fb8cda7f73e6fcfcc
u/F1exican aka Chive Mountbatten-Windsor better get profit sharing from Kraft for this!
There is something about knowing that someone from Philadelphia Cream Cheese lurks in KitchenConfidential that just tickles me
https://preview.redd.it/d2dso3ptcv0g1.png?width=1063&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5bb1819b8479a2b010c7298ca3eef390f964dc0
Plot twist: u/F1exican works for Kraft. He’s been chopping chives for the cream cheese all along.