I’m cutting onions every day until an onion company gives me 5 million dollars. Come on big onion
BoxFullofSkeletons
At the rate flexian’s going he should just make a deal with Kraft that he supplies the chives and they supply the cream cheese. Win win
hamburglersghost
Kraf(1exican)t …it’s been staring at us the whole time…
Turbulent_Bat4580
They need to sponsor his chive money if they want to ride his coattails
UbiSububi8
You can have a lucrative 6-18 months… but every day for the rest of it, you will be known only as Chiveman. The world shall not know your name. *Ever.*
Take the deal?
Lucid-Machine
Wait until they find out that I downvoted every ad because it’s an ad. They could interpret it as engagement but if it says sponsored I downvote with extreme prejudice. What brands have I downvoted? I dunno does it say sponsored? Yes.
bdrwr
Hey! Marketing folks! Yeah, you, reading the comments to assess brand engagement in the community!
Fuck you!
kyleapple69
it’s crazy that she actually nailed it until that last line…… chive lord ain’t no sellout
Phrantasia
What a time to be achive
Icy_Pianist_1532
Oh my lord. Wait till they see the 9/11 jokes that are a staple of any chive post.
EmpressMisty
That’s intense. Never would have thought about how big this got.
Au2288
It’d be something if the whole thing was a marketing stunt.
juliuspepperwoodchi
I hate *everything* about this capitalist hellscape.
_darling_clementine
chive-11 was an inside job by kraft
Genius-Imbecile
When is u/f1exican getting a show on food network sponsored by Kraft?
My theory is that u/F1exican has been a Philadelphia employee from the start and this was all a marketing tactic. And all the chives he’s cut have gone into the cream cheese
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He’s gonna be rich
I’m cutting onions every day until an onion company gives me 5 million dollars. Come on big onion
At the rate flexian’s going he should just make a deal with Kraft that he supplies the chives and they supply the cream cheese. Win win
Kraf(1exican)t …it’s been staring at us the whole time…
They need to sponsor his chive money if they want to ride his coattails
You can have a lucrative 6-18 months… but every day for the rest of it, you will be known only as Chiveman. The world shall not know your name. *Ever.*
Take the deal?
Wait until they find out that I downvoted every ad because it’s an ad. They could interpret it as engagement but if it says sponsored I downvote with extreme prejudice. What brands have I downvoted? I dunno does it say sponsored? Yes.
Hey! Marketing folks! Yeah, you, reading the comments to assess brand engagement in the community!
Fuck you!
it’s crazy that she actually nailed it until that last line…… chive lord ain’t no sellout
What a time to be achive
Oh my lord. Wait till they see the 9/11 jokes that are a staple of any chive post.
That’s intense. Never would have thought about how big this got.
It’d be something if the whole thing was a marketing stunt.
I hate *everything* about this capitalist hellscape.
chive-11 was an inside job by kraft
When is u/f1exican getting a show on food network sponsored by Kraft?
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The take isn’t wrong though. Imagine how upset we are going to be if they don’t do at least something nice for em.
No fomo here. I remember the first chive post. Got in on the ground floor so to speak.
SILENCE, BRAND
Guys gonna end up getting sponsored
This has been an amazing journey to witness. Hats off!
My absolute favorite message from this post is basically “don’t fuck with people on Reddit.”
‘Cook/chef staff’ 🤮 🤮 🤮
Don’t you dare fucking talk about my people you fucking r/LinkedInlunatics
I love all the warnings about redditors 😂 haven’t heard “flamed” in a while
god i’m invested, my show is getting so good
I feel part of such a niche group to be one of the OG followers. Guys I’m not even a CHEF. I don’t belong here 😂
See you tomorrow, Philadelphia cream cheese.
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My theory is that u/F1exican has been a Philadelphia employee from the start and this was all a marketing tactic. And all the chives he’s cut have gone into the cream cheese
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