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Just took over as Senior chef in a new kitchen…
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Just took over as Senior chef in a new kitchen…


Found this on my first day – Where’s u/f1exican when you need him 😭

Bonus points if you find an acceptable one 😂

by Notmushroominthename

43 Comments

  4. UrsaMajor7th

    Senior, like you get 20% off on Tuesdays and can park closer?

  5. KarmaKrazi

    As Sr. Chef this is going to be unacceptable from now on right?….. right?

  11. Free-Humor-1625

    I don’t think I can find a perfect one, did they cut the chives with a butter knife?

  12. InternationalTie4784

    I think that soon you will be the master of this kitchen alone,haha

  14. _Batteries_

    So they threw some chives at the knife magnet on the wall and called it a day?

  15. brown-and-sticky

    ![gif](giphy|IcYdJA3ZlPjPiWRMzT|downsized)

  19. WhatADunderfulWorld

    Someone’s gonna write a cooking show called Chives cause of you dense mofos.

  21. ClanRedshank

    Well it’s nice to see the cross utilization of the greens keepers.

  22. ooooooootreyngers

    There is such thing as match-sticking chives, unfortunately I don’t think that is the case here…unless you are tossing herb mix into a salad maybe??

  23. mushroomcowgirl

    kitchens don’t usually have lawns chef

  27. The_Violent_Kat

    Thought you cut this lol

    I was about to apply to your job. Haven’t been in a kitchen in years. 

  32. Apprehensive-Ad-4364

    Why are you posting grass clippings here

  36. hamiestofcheeses

    These were cut with the back of the knife, weren’t they?

  37. gunsmokey24

    My elderly mother passing by: “Is that grass?”

    I’m glad you’re there to take over before an accident occurs

  41. AlcibiadesTheCat

    u/KarmaKrazi this airspace is closed don’t you fucking dare

  43. Plane-Fan9006

    Groundskeeper Willie enters the chat…