Not technically a tragedeigh, but how does this sub think this name would go over?
Not technically a tragedeigh, but how does this sub think this name would go over?
by LabNew3779
31 Comments
Ancient-Chinglish
…and sardine is a broad name for a variety of small, oily, fish. This kid is going to have the worst acne
iMaximilianRS
Your baby is salty about their mothers choice in a name…
Prettyprettygewd
Lmao Dean is a classic name
Majestic_Electric
That poor kid. School is going to be very rough for him/her.
PimpOfJoytime
Marlin would have been less humiliating, but we’re not dealing with a deep thinker.
Esc777
I’m extremely liberal with naming. I think anything can be a name. Go ahead.
I also think it’s pretty dumb to name your child after tinned oily fish. Naming someone after an everyday noun is going to incur a conversation each time and make people try to divine the meaning.
And the reason they give is BS even if they want to talk about determined fish swimming against the current and small but powerful and salty. There’s a lot more fish out there that sound better than a canned food product.
But that’s just me! You’re free to do whatever.
antarcticas_
They should have kept it as maybe a term of endearment (“my little sardine” sounds pretty cute) instead of naming the whole kid that 💀
CookWho
That’s a lot of text for “im egoistic and don’t care if my child will get bullied”
aspiring_bureaucrat
Sardines don’t even swim against the current
Bottles4u
😬 hope it’s a boy
AgentThunderProphet
Meet my baby. Their name is Honey Badger.
3rdPoliceman
The kid is going by Sardy
RoronoraTheExplora
This is just a run of the mill tragedy.
GirlNumber20
I mean, I could almost see it if it was a girl and you named her Sardinia, like the island, which is named after sardines….wait, even that is maybe too much.
AntwonPeachFuzz
Salmon swim up rivers to return to their spawning grounds. It’s an awe inspiring journey to return home. All of that is worthy of admiration but if you name your child Salmon they are going to have a rough time
forgotwhatisaid2you
I don’t consider babies a nutritious protein source. I’m just built different.
Foreign_Rock6944
This kid is gonna hate his mom.
CommercialAd2949
I eat sardine
bagoboners
My cat’s name is Sardine, but not my child.
JIMMYJAWN
Do they think babies stay small forever?
Lowly-Worm_
A Plus Bait
Texas_Sam2002
“Sardi” isn’t a bad derivation of that name. There’s a famous NYC restaurant call that.
Braincrash77
Click-baity, true or not.
lcdc0
Maybe it’s pronounced Sardiné
testing543210
Post probably belongs in r/linkedinlunatics.
Zwordsman
Gonna be a real bad time when lockers are around Ain’t no way a bully ain’t gonna try to sardine can
AdMysterious8424
This is my son Oscar and my daughter Chicken of the Sea
HastaSiempre1
I for one prefer the name Tuna
lindseyilwalker
I think this is satire, especially with that last line “ ask yourself why a baby named after nutritious protein source has you so pressed.” Either way, I’m gonna go open a can for breakfast.
31 Comments
…and sardine is a broad name for a variety of small, oily, fish. This kid is going to have the worst acne
Your baby is salty about their mothers choice in a name…
Lmao Dean is a classic name
That poor kid. School is going to be very rough for him/her.
Marlin would have been less humiliating, but we’re not dealing with a deep thinker.
I’m extremely liberal with naming. I think anything can be a name. Go ahead.
I also think it’s pretty dumb to name your child after tinned oily fish. Naming someone after an everyday noun is going to incur a conversation each time and make people try to divine the meaning.
And the reason they give is BS even if they want to talk about determined fish swimming against the current and small but powerful and salty. There’s a lot more fish out there that sound better than a canned food product.
But that’s just me! You’re free to do whatever.
They should have kept it as maybe a term of endearment (“my little sardine” sounds pretty cute) instead of naming the whole kid that 💀
That’s a lot of text for “im egoistic and don’t care if my child will get bullied”
Sardines don’t even swim against the current
😬 hope it’s a boy
Meet my baby. Their name is Honey Badger.
The kid is going by Sardy
This is just a run of the mill tragedy.
I mean, I could almost see it if it was a girl and you named her Sardinia, like the island, which is named after sardines….wait, even that is maybe too much.
Salmon swim up rivers to return to their spawning grounds. It’s an awe inspiring journey to return home. All of that is worthy of admiration but if you name your child Salmon they are going to have a rough time
I don’t consider babies a nutritious protein source. I’m just built different.
This kid is gonna hate his mom.
I eat sardine
My cat’s name is Sardine, but not my child.
Do they think babies stay small forever?
A Plus Bait
“Sardi” isn’t a bad derivation of that name. There’s a famous NYC restaurant call that.
Click-baity, true or not.
Maybe it’s pronounced Sardiné
Post probably belongs in r/linkedinlunatics.
Gonna be a real bad time when lockers are around
Ain’t no way a bully ain’t gonna try to sardine can
This is my son Oscar and my daughter Chicken of the Sea
I for one prefer the name Tuna
I think this is satire, especially with that last line “ ask yourself why a baby named after nutritious protein source has you so pressed.” Either way, I’m gonna go open a can for breakfast.
If it were real it would be awful
I went to school with a girl called Jardine.