[i ate] Giant Chocolate Croissant at Epcot

by pipboywasteland

43 Comments

  1. bensummersx

    You either finish it, or it finishes you

  2. crunchatize-me-daddy

    I didn’t believe in a god until I saw this picture. There’s no way this can exist without divine intervention!

  3. quats555

    Eat the chocolate half, wear the other half as a hat for sun protection. Win-win!

  4. I’d rather have many smaller ones than one giant one.

  5. Dillydad402

    I don’t understand chocolate croissants…its a croissant, dipped half way in chocolate. At first glance way back when, I thought maybe the other half had chocolate inside of it. Nope. Bottom half is 100% croissant. So it’s a half chocolate croissant. If I wanted to eat croissant by itself for the back half, I would just eat a croissant as is halfway through. Then wait, you want some chocolate with it? Take a bite of croissant, then a bite of a hershey’s bar.

  6. Longjumping_Local910

    Why is it that all I can see is a poop emoji?  /S

  7. well-oiled_machine

    Thread seems split between people who see a giant, chocolate dipped croissant as ridiculous and people who see a giant, chocolate dipped croissant as proof that God is real.

  8. KennieDD

    Thats incredible. I thought this was some plastic toy.

  9. jarrod74smd

    I believe in no God, no invisible man in the sky. But there is something more powerful than each of us, a combination of our efforts: a Great Chain of industry that unites us. But it is only when we struggle in our own interest that the chain pulls society in the right direction. The chain is too powerful and too mysterious for any government to guide. Any man who tells you different either has his hand in your pocket, or a pistol to your neck.

  10. LanFear1

    All yours for just $99.99 gotta love the prices at Disney

  11. saltyjello

    There is truly nothing left that Americans can’t ruin.

  12. polkafrapp

    Would ya kindly share that thing with me?!

  13. sum_force

    It’s actually pronounced “croissant”.

  14. micah_adrian

    Epcot is super fun. Me and my buddy “drank around the world” and let me tell yea, we were slightly buzzed lol

  15. LetsGoAcrossTheStyx

    Find someone to scramble a few eggs w some jalapenos and we’re in heaven.

  16. henway42

    Yo why are Redditors’ nails always on point?

  17. Weak_Importance4497

    umm are you going to finish that cwossiont?

  18. The_Musing_Platypus

    I was just there last week and was so tempted to pick one up, but it was just too damned big lol

  19. TwelveTrains

    When did people start calling Disney World Epcot?

  20. xMediumRarex

    Bro that’s gotta be like 3000 calories lol

  21. Reddit_User-256

    I can hear Frenchmen crying from across the channel

  22. spaz_chicken

    Nice, but I’m still going to Gaston’s.

  23. Rathemon

    Let me guess – 29.99?  Plus 4.99 for chocolate 

  24. RogueWhisker323

    Looks tasty! Also, what’s up tattoo buddy? Bioshock is classic.

  25. CrackWriting

    I’ve only ever had chocolate croissants with the chocolate baked inside.

    Never seen one like that.

  26. jenorama_CA

    This reminds me of the chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches at Magic Kingdom. Three of us each got one, but honestly the three of us could have shared one between us and been completely satisfied. Not one of us could finish our own, but damn, it was a delicious attempt.

  27. pm_me_WAIT_NO_DONT

    A croissant this size would require an entire stick of butter for the amount of laminated dough it would take to make it. Definitely a treat where you don’t want to know the calories 😂

  28. juneballoon

    Why is America always so damn extra… 

  29. Complex_Still_494

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