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by dozdeu

27 Comments

  1. EfficientBum

    I wanna go to a restaurant that keeps giving you shitty plates until you get more and more angry until eventually it’s good. I want to really appreciate the food

  2. Legitimate-Log-6542

    What is this? A cilantro bouquet for ants?!

  3. RealityDreamer96

    And it pribably had a 10 line paragraph description with words in italian, french and greek to make it sound really fancy and upscale

  4. Bolly_Eggs

    IDC but they’ve done a damn poor job of rolling that joint

  5. Glugamesh

    At first glance I thought there was a cigarette butt there along with a pistachio shell

  6. Geoffwithag723

    When your plate has more calories than food.

  7. DarkflowNZ

    There is almost certainly more calories in the plate itself than the food

  8. JazzySweetBeats

    I assume this probably meant to be a palate cleanser before the next course but I still don’t know what exactly you’re supposed to do. I guess dip the leaves in the paste and chew on them? Might as well just bring a toothbrush and tooth paste at that point

  9. kelomorisilly

    i read this as “when your plate has more calories than the food.”

    i wouldn’t be shocked. 

  10. naturallysonny

    If anyone else is curious, this is from the Michelin Star restaurant Salt in Budapest. It is apart of their 14 course tasting menu for approx 300-400$ USD / person.

    A description of this particular dish from a different thread about this:

    >It’s an herb bouquet with a yeast dip made with nutritional yeast and dried carp roe shaved on top (almost like a bottarga). The herbs were oxalis, nasturtium, verbena, parsley or lovage and others I don’t remember. You pick up the bouquet by the string, dip it into the yeast cream and bite. It was weird but also quite good.

  11. Upbeat_Stretch_5724

    The plate probably has more calories.

  12. Gumnutbaby

    I’m pretty sure this is an amuse bouche