I got genuinely upset that the pinnacle of the dome didn’t get covered by milk.
robaroo
Melted chocolate with milk? I don’t get it. If it’s standard milk chocolate, it’s not going to dilute into the milk to make chocolate milk.
hehateme42069
Do you slurp it like a cat?
Repulsive-Tea6974
I asked for soy milk. 🫤
souless_Scholar
I don’t get it. But it really made that kid happy. So kudos for finding the target audience.
RepairmanJackX
What’s stupid about this?
satansayssurfsup
Now what?
VexTheTielfling
I would hope there’s some very dense cake to absorb the milk. Like a very milky tres leches cake.
gatesaj85
Fun fact: the title of this post was Michael Jackson’s last words.
OishiiBoba
Not stupid IMO. Looks like this is Filipino champorado.
I used to eat it on weekends growing up. It’s like chocolate & sweet rice (like a chocolate porridge, not sure how to describe it). Typically you put a good amount of evaporated milk in it and sugar. It’s really good.
I think they used a bit too much evaporated milk, but it still looks like it’d slap.
edit: also one thing to note is the dome is probably just for visual effect. My mom never served it like that haha.
UseDistinct6114
This is champurado a sweet chocolate porridge dish from the philippines usually paired with salty fish, here its quite popular for breakfast
McbucketsMan
Chocolate porridge
Heavensrun
Look, I don’t disagree that this is kind of stupid, but it’s for an 8 year old and she’s clearly jazzed about it.
bigbrozah
This looks like Champorado if you all aren’t familiar with it. Rice porridge with chocolate.
LowkeyHermes
Is it stupid? Yes. Do I care? No, made the kid excited and thats worth it.
If this were adults I’d say waste of money. For a kid however, even stupid things can be happy core memories.
Junethemuse
So much if this sub has turned into ‘I don’t understand this dish that’s very common and well liked in other cultures so it’s def stupid’ content. It’s low key turned into a fairly racist place because of it, even if it’s unintentional.
Do some work before you post and stop being lazy.
kenokan
This is Filipino champorado, albeit a trendy version of it with that chocolate dome. Underneath the chocolate dome is a thick dark chocolate rice porridge which is the champorado. The milk is mixed with the champorado to have a sweeter taste and better consistency otherwise it’s gonna be really bitter and thick.
Honestly, I don’t mind it, milk, some chunks of chocolate? whats not to love.
InfraSG
Honestly this ones not bad, just a goofy roundabout way to make chocolate milk (or champurado I see some saying?)
tohn_jitor
Stupid food unless this is Champorado, in which case the sea of milk is a feature, not a bug.
winterhopee
Western people seeing food other than burgers and fries be like…
karma_virus
I like mixing the THC chocolate into hot chocolate made with whole milk to make them last longer and taste better. Tried doing it with Jello instant pudding and RSO, but the sticky stuff messed up how pudding bonds and I wound up with a big bowl like this, melty chocolate milk with chunks. It was about 500mg worth, so I sucked it up and gulped it down. This derailed my previous plan of making a big bowl of magic chocolate pudding to enjoy all week and I had to settle for a trip to space after an unsatisfying dessert.
Otherwise_Train_4168
your cereal is gonna get soggy
trollsenpai
The joy of the kid is worth the show.
Old_Tumbleweed_5126
Think of it like eating oatmeal with chocolate and milk mixed together. But that video was more of a show towards the little one. Thats way too much milk for my liking.
Organic_Education494
Is it stupid if it brings joy?
I don’t think so..Unless its a glitter corndog.. or glitter anything
ino4x4
What the hell is the point of this?
JakePent
Mildly satisfying to watch, but not enough to pay for
SkyPork
Then the server just slams her face into the bowl. “Enjoy the *experience!”*
GundamOZ
I see is a milk chocolate laxative.
lex-do_this
The milk didn’t even touch the tip, I wish a damp hot pillow to theat person
Alternative_Tax_2085
You make the chocolate milk in your mouth. It tastes better that way.
exotic_floral_tea
Tourist trap???
someolbs
What is that? Besides some bull%?!
Dear-Smile
…and then?
JiveTurkey1983
The problem is that this trash is probably $50
Ausiwandilaz
This is just whitewashing
yousuckllamaboba7676
Ah yes, shitty hot chocolate. Everyone’s favourite cold weather beverage.
crow_warmfuzzies
NUCLEAR-submarine.
Context: in Argentina yiu can order something similar in a mug and its called a “Submarine”
ThePoodlePunter
Yummm, mildly chocolate flavoured soup.
Status-Strawberry-15
Lumpy choc milk in a bowl?
monkehmolesto
Young lady, here is your designer.. cereal
Ok-Limit-9726
I 💩 myself just watching this
Someone pass me some lacteze tabz stat!
Xirokami
They’re definitely not supposed to put that much milk.
Vivid_Web2823
Lol they butchered the champorado
Somebodsydog
So that’s just hot chocolate milk with extra steps.
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Enjoy your bowl of unmixed chocolate milk
I got genuinely upset that the pinnacle of the dome didn’t get covered by milk.
Melted chocolate with milk? I don’t get it. If it’s standard milk chocolate, it’s not going to dilute into the milk to make chocolate milk.
Do you slurp it like a cat?
I asked for soy milk. 🫤
I don’t get it. But it really made that kid happy. So kudos for finding the target audience.
What’s stupid about this?
Now what?
I would hope there’s some very dense cake to absorb the milk. Like a very milky tres leches cake.
Fun fact: the title of this post was Michael Jackson’s last words.
Not stupid IMO. Looks like this is Filipino champorado.
I used to eat it on weekends growing up. It’s like chocolate & sweet rice (like a chocolate porridge, not sure how to describe it). Typically you put a good amount of evaporated milk in it and sugar. It’s really good.
I think they used a bit too much evaporated milk, but it still looks like it’d slap.
edit: also one thing to note is the dome is probably just for visual effect. My mom never served it like that haha.
This is champurado a sweet chocolate porridge dish from the philippines usually paired with salty fish, here its quite popular for breakfast
Chocolate porridge
Look, I don’t disagree that this is kind of stupid, but it’s for an 8 year old and she’s clearly jazzed about it.
This looks like Champorado if you all aren’t familiar with it. Rice porridge with chocolate.
Is it stupid? Yes. Do I care? No, made the kid excited and thats worth it.
If this were adults I’d say waste of money. For a kid however, even stupid things can be happy core memories.
So much if this sub has turned into ‘I don’t understand this dish that’s very common and well liked in other cultures so it’s def stupid’ content. It’s low key turned into a fairly racist place because of it, even if it’s unintentional.
Do some work before you post and stop being lazy.
This is Filipino champorado, albeit a trendy version of it with that chocolate dome. Underneath the chocolate dome is a thick dark chocolate rice porridge which is the champorado. The milk is mixed with the champorado to have a sweeter taste and better consistency otherwise it’s gonna be really bitter and thick.
https://www.spot.ph/eatdrink/the-latest-eat-drink/109912/taste-test-triple-chocolate-champorado-from-the-bistro-rooftop-by-leblanc-a3412-20240903-lfrm
Honestly, I don’t mind it, milk, some chunks of chocolate? whats not to love.
Honestly this ones not bad, just a goofy roundabout way to make chocolate milk (or champurado I see some saying?)
Stupid food unless this is Champorado, in which case the sea of milk is a feature, not a bug.
Western people seeing food other than burgers and fries be like…
I like mixing the THC chocolate into hot chocolate made with whole milk to make them last longer and taste better. Tried doing it with Jello instant pudding and RSO, but the sticky stuff messed up how pudding bonds and I wound up with a big bowl like this, melty chocolate milk with chunks. It was about 500mg worth, so I sucked it up and gulped it down. This derailed my previous plan of making a big bowl of magic chocolate pudding to enjoy all week and I had to settle for a trip to space after an unsatisfying dessert.
your cereal is gonna get soggy
The joy of the kid is worth the show.
Think of it like eating oatmeal with chocolate and milk mixed together. But that video was more of a show towards the little one. Thats way too much milk for my liking.
Is it stupid if it brings joy?
I don’t think so..Unless its a glitter corndog.. or glitter anything
What the hell is the point of this?
Mildly satisfying to watch, but not enough to pay for
Then the server just slams her face into the bowl. “Enjoy the *experience!”*
I see is a milk chocolate laxative.
The milk didn’t even touch the tip, I wish a damp hot pillow to theat person
You make the chocolate milk in your mouth. It tastes better that way.
Tourist trap???
What is that? Besides some bull%?!
…and then?
The problem is that this trash is probably $50
This is just whitewashing
Ah yes, shitty hot chocolate. Everyone’s favourite cold weather beverage.
NUCLEAR-submarine.
Context: in Argentina yiu can order something similar in a mug and its called a “Submarine”
Yummm, mildly chocolate flavoured soup.
Lumpy choc milk in a bowl?
Young lady, here is your designer.. cereal
I 💩 myself just watching this
Someone pass me some lacteze tabz stat!
They’re definitely not supposed to put that much milk.
Lol they butchered the champorado
So that’s just hot chocolate milk with extra steps.