Which one of you losers is selling this badass mirror on Facebook?

by Paigenacage

30 Comments

  1. RussiaIsBestGreen

    “It’s a shiny knife, okay, so what?

    Holy shit.”

  2. averagehuman-being

    Cutting bamboo every day until reddit says it’s perfect

  3. Commercial-Row1651

    now cut up some cardboard paper towel rolls, paint them green, and call it chives

  4. TyrKiyote

    Wouldn’t be unreasonable to get a glass cutter and make one out of a 12$ walmart mirror.

    It wouldnt be as perfect, but it would be a good diy and relatively cheap at around 40$ including the glass cutter

    Cut out a whole plywood knife and mount your cut mirror to it

  5. kurtbrussel24

    This confused me for longer than I care to admit. Then I saw the rug haha.

  6. Carbon-Base

    If this is what chive guy has been using to slice those chives, then I think we all owe him an apology.

  7. plantain_tent_pesos

    If I still did cocaine, this would be something id buy. Not only because id have bought it while high on coke, but just imagining doing coke off of it whilst high on coke would do something for me.

  8. BirdBurnett

    I find the lack of reflective nudity disturbing.

  9. pazhalsta1

    Successfully cuts your chances of getting laid to zero

  10. DisgruntledAardvark

    That’s not a mirror, that’s Zangetsu.

  11. blisstaker

    took me a moment to realize the bottom half was all reflection and not a wrap.

    this thing is actually pretty neat

    wouldn’t be caught dead with it in my house but still

  12. Joel_Hirschorrn

    Wait that’s so weird I saw this listing this morning, guy has it listed for $750… delusional

  13. SauceCoveredSparrow

    Wait omg that’s so sick I love that 

  14. SRQmoviemaker

    Now thats a knife

    ![gif](giphy|rDeYzCwoZlvclPUhf9|downsized)

  15. Instead of a blood pool rug to hold it in place, how about a pile of chives

  16. FictionalDudeWanted

    Dear Fake Santa, 

    What I want for Giftmas is…..

  17. WasntMyFaultThisTime

    This is in Columbus, OH isn’t it lmao