Friend did not see that the yeast was 6 years past expiration
They tried to make them from scratch. I had a small bite of these cinnamon rolls. They were dry and hard asf.
by Argonian_Optometrist
9 Comments
BituminousBitumin
They didn’t notice that the dough didn’t proof?
justanintrovert_
Why even bake it when they didn’t rise at all
SerDuckOfPNW
I’d choke them down with tea out of spite
Loud-Biscotti-4798
This is hilarious I actually lol’d
SpinMeADog
they look like they’re made from some variety of seafood
FoodieQFoodnerd102
“How did you break those four teeth?”
“I tried to bite into a cinnamon roll.”
FoodieQFoodnerd102
The smallest one looks like a tiny snake coiled, trying to hide itself.
lmaytulane
Least rolls
elonmusktheturd22
Possible too old. Possible they just don’t know what they are doing.
I have successfully used yeast that expired a decade earlier. I leave open packets sitting on my spice shelf. How i use it is extremely frugal. I add a pinch of it, just a few granuals, to introduce it to a dough. A full day before baking. So it has time to grow. Works for me. Takes a long time to use up a packet this way.
Considered sourdough but i don’t use enough bread to justify the effort
9 Comments
They didn’t notice that the dough didn’t proof?
Why even bake it when they didn’t rise at all
I’d choke them down with tea out of spite
This is hilarious I actually lol’d
they look like they’re made from some variety of seafood
“How did you break those four teeth?”
“I tried to bite into a cinnamon roll.”
The smallest one looks like a tiny snake coiled, trying to hide itself.
Least rolls
Possible too old. Possible they just don’t know what they are doing.
I have successfully used yeast that expired a decade earlier. I leave open packets sitting on my spice shelf. How i use it is extremely frugal. I add a pinch of it, just a few granuals, to introduce it to a dough. A full day before baking. So it has time to grow. Works for me. Takes a long time to use up a packet this way.
Considered sourdough but i don’t use enough bread to justify the effort