Had to record it off Instagram. I take full responsibility for my algorithm 🫣



by tongfather

23 Comments

  1. SimmmySAFC

    You know that’s the base to the next order πŸ˜‚

  2. Due_Amount_6211

    …no. Jail.

    ![gif](giphy|7oFbG03C8AvFbv4Iti|downsized)

  3. DListSaint

    Definitely a health code violation, which might make it a literal crime. (Or civil offense? I dunno which)

  4. Domino’s is the real crime against pizza. This is a good joke. Free to go

  5. OilRigExplosions

    ![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)

    β€œWait, I remember seeing this episode.”

  6. AGoogolIsALot

    ![gif](giphy|FUJ99oLQQue52)

    I need Jesus to deflect all the weird shit I’m seeing on Reddit today for me.

  7. I_Roll_Chicago

    The people making dominos are all very stoned.

    This isnt new.

    No crime. As long they dont use the dough.

  8. pumpkin_seed_oil

    Thats a half committed crime. Next time marinara, cheese and put your face in the oven

  9. Internal-Ant-9875

    Dude is going to go rob a bank looking like that!

  10. EcstaticMolasses6647

    Is this why my pizzas always have hair?

  11. Ok-Dream-2639

    Who hasn’t done that at least a few times.

  12. eternal_afropunk

    Whole new meaning to β€œpizza face”