This is what my dad eats

by Coffee_fiend111

31 Comments

  1. bitchesrus25

    That’s a lot of sodium. He won’t be able to eat like that for much longer.

  2. GentrifriesGuy

    That’s diet of

    ![gif](giphy|zbyE0sDeW4z3W)

  3. dreampuff

    He’s doing well keeping something green on the plate

  4. Next_Mycologist_6621

    Ok wait but the last pic actually looks pretty fucking good lol

  5. Ruby_Soho-

    Least there’s veggies. Curious about the green….sauce in pic 3

  6. lavalampoo

    I know the exact hot sauce he used in the last picture. Honestly, a man of culture

  7. Salty_Plantain_6220

    When i was a kid my dad used to make use instant noodles made with a little extra water in it, then adds instant mashed potato powder. He said it was healthy

  8. MyMomsTastyButthole

    What kind of hours does he work? I’ve worked jobs that were 60+ hours a week and the first two look like something I’d have made when I was too hungry to take the time to cook or too exhausted to dirty any more pans I’d have to wash.

  9. BunnyCat2025

    Tell your dad ‘thanks for the invite, but I already ate’ 😀

  10. Hardcore_Daddy

    Is that an open omelet with street tacos? man knows what’s up

  11. The second one looks pretty good, but I’d be using spinach instead of green beans.

  12. Consistent-Stock6872

    100% he is in some type of trade. I would guess electrician.

  13. Hand to God, I once watched my dad spoon mayonnaise into his Top Ramen. The guy used to just raid the fridge and dump every bit of leftovers he could get his hands on, into his instant noodles. Fine, whatever. But just globs of mayonnaise was where I drew the line.

  14. Pristine_Occasion_40

    Breakfast of Crippling Poverties

  15. mexican?

    my mom used to make eggs with weenies, green beans, and peppers.

    shit was so cash.

  16. spilledmilkbro

    The last slide looks alright, but what’s that green stuff? Radioactive gravy? Oobleck? Slimer residue?

  17. Chris_Wilson14

    Minus the green beans it looks good all around.

  18. scaryclown148

    I mean it’s not take out. He’s hitting some nutritional requirements. Presentation is needing of improvement but I’m sure he’ll say something like “it all comes out the same anyways”. Either way I approve of this divorced dad meal

  19. Proud_Apartment_7816

    What’s strange to some brings much needed comfort to others

  20. winthroprd

    He got the big pack of green beans at Costco, huh?