I’m here for the long haul

31 Comments

1. 

   wrestlegirl 2 months ago

   I will not apologize for approving this. I’m cry-laughing.

2. 

   seppia99 2 months ago

   “STICKING CHIVES UP YOUR BUTT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A F1EXICAN!”

   – Tyler Durden

3. 

   reheated_pancakes 2 months ago

   Please remove my LinkedIn profile pic

4. 

   WorstITTechnician 2 months ago

   At least the chives are of a better standard than I sometimes see here

5. 

   Illustrious_Bird_737 2 months ago

   https://i.redd.it/jujzyxzawp2g1.gif

6. 

   NeatWhiskeyPlease 2 months ago

   Probably the same feeling as corn starch on your balls.

7. 

   LIVINGSTONandPARSONS 2 months ago

   I see chives, I upvote

8. 

   desklikearaven 2 months ago

   We need a new flair!!

9. 

   Chococatant165 2 months ago

   …As long as they aren’t sticking chives the cat up their butts.

10. 

    Plan0nIt 2 months ago

    

11. 

    Key_Transition8854 2 months ago

    Jfc they shoved so much fucking chives up there…. For “fashion”….

12. 

    SuitednZooted 2 months ago

    The haul, for here I’m long….

13. 

    Illustrious_Bad_2980 2 months ago

    Your chives will never be this shitty

14. 

    AlexisThunderstorm50 2 months ago

    

    *bird noises*

15. 

    drsquig 2 months ago

    No one has made a butt load joke yet?

16. 

    aimlessarrows 2 months ago

    So technique is… shit?

17. 

    East_Number_4367 2 months ago

    Who’s got the chive plug?

18. 

    cheffloyd 2 months ago

    I love this sub.

19. 

    countfluffythetrout 2 months ago

    Your ass is grass

20. 

    ShakespearianShadows 2 months ago

    

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    Any-Beginning-4707 2 months ago

    

22. 

    ThreeKiloZero 2 months ago

    I volunteer as tribute!!

23. 

    electric_awwcelot 2 months ago

    Is this real?

24. 

    improllypoopin 2 months ago

    Day 42 of sticking chives in my butt almost every day until someone says I’m perfect.

25. 

    pnmartini 2 months ago

    F1exican about to get a dulcolax gift box.

26. 

    HotFluffyTowel 2 months ago

    Another one for the archives!

27. 

    DingusMacLeod 2 months ago

    I have to *ass*ume stuffing alliums in the butt can have some spicy consequences.

28. 

    tesconundrum 2 months ago

    Where’s Philadelphia Cream Cheese’s ad now, huh?!?

29. 

    DVBNG 2 months ago

    The chives have transcended reddit now and u/F1exican is inspiring interspecies fashion

30. 

    nikkicarter1111 2 months ago

    https://preview.redd.it/1qsrw3iqlr2g1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3da16205ff65000e0489788459c64e90d81a51b

31. 

    SirLoremIpsum 2 months ago

    I’m doing my part!

    #ChiveButt