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I still don't know what to do with my hands
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I still don’t know what to do with my hands


Ground brisket trim, fresh brioche bun, bacon, butter lettuce, dill pickles, red onion, seasoned tomato.

I call it the "sore pecker"

by Awkward_Equipment964

20 Comments

  1. Massive_Long_276

    this looks like pure filth and I want it 😀 not sure on the name you choose :/

  4. jackdho

    That burger is worthy of a small garden shovel. No way to eat it without a mess

  6. Freeflux

    “…we will send unto this burger… only you. Rip and tear, until it is done.”

    (Ah yes, paraphrased. See who gets it.)

  7. JiovanniTheGREAT

    I just let my hands get dirty and clean them with nature’s napkin (my tongue) before washing up.

  9. Individual-Stop-8550

    You rub them together, with an expectant look on your smiling face

  11. Ok_Committee_4651

    Even a fork and knife wouldn’t help, I fear

  13. ofthedappersort

    put them in your pants and ask a passerby to feed you

  14. Tea_Sea_705425

    Hands hell. You need the jaw of a python.

  20. HotAverage210

    Forget about your hands, just enjoy the cheese waterfall flowing from your burger and fingertips!