Ruler for scale, these chives were SLIM. Feel free to roast me. by Argietroglodite 43 Comments Fabulous-Avocado4513 2 months ago Well done, Chef killerletz 2 months ago Enjoy dinner, might wanna dry them better next time nobd22 2 months ago Honestly these are the best chives I’ve ever seen. Crow_eggs 2 months ago What are you making at home that requires a half foot of chives? MyGrowingAccount 2 months ago Impressive for chopping with a ruler Late-Brick4647 2 months ago Perfect, won’t see you tomorrow, honorary chef BreadfruitNaive9455 2 months ago A competitor has entered the ring i_am_bruhed 2 months ago F1exican needs to learn from this. Not_a_tasty_fish 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/8gvyahdr493g1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813e33fa7d186acf2b04619f3bc7e27f9e7532cdSee you at dinner Chef heyheyathrowaway485 2 months ago Funniest outcome would be these chives being marked perfect while the other series is forced to continue Lady_Chunderstruck 2 months ago Perfect chives, Chef. 3string 2 months ago As a regular eater of food, I’m nervous to tell all these excellent chefs that I prefer my chives cut to 40mm lengths…. Smooth_Donut7405 2 months ago Most perfect chives I’ve ever seen. TheDarbiter 2 months ago These are beautiful and I would love to know what you’re making for dinner BungaloBilly69 2 months ago Oh wow everybody look at this guy, this guy doesn’t even care… Clear-Addendum319 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/jmcg8iz7693g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251383bb24e5b2f83f5369f5cce3800700a1309cenjoy your dinner, chef ncc74656m 2 months ago Pretty good for not trying. Enjoy! Ok-Cardiologist4844 2 months ago So brave… night-theatre 2 months ago I don’t care….pulls out ruler. eirpguy 2 months ago So like sex, with chives there is only good and great. Don’t let the quest for greatness get in the way of good enough. EmbracetheFear 2 months ago I’ve been bamboozled by an imposter, thinking I was super early. Trechivery! concreteunderwear 2 months ago Little wet for my tastes NTilky 2 months ago u/KarmaKrazi we need your planes! stayonthecloud 2 months ago I have actually wondered what our hero /u/F1exican does with all those nicely-chopped chives, it’s a *lot* of chives Travelmusicman35 2 months ago Better looking than the other guys garyisonion 2 months ago This made me giggle! I love the whole thing and the community adding to the joke SemajLu_The_crusader 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/sy9z8vjsa93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1805b5edc400c24278b67a66c73fe693011e3609angry Chives RespectTheTree 2 months ago Get better lighting, chef FdotM 2 months ago You rushed this one buddy…Eiffel towers everywhere ElConaprole 2 months ago Yeah, these are really good chives. _cyna_ 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/g9qv326yb93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de39dc7a2d6247ac8d9e02a0cced7a330ebd4d2dThat’s a whole headcrab Gunsparkles 2 months ago And the war begins… Suspicious-Whippet 2 months ago That’s not cut, that’s massacred, boi. pottedPlant_64 2 months ago Looks like you cared, chef 😂 _Ross- 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/o50ykkqll93g1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9e612ba444a2b2459fa38aa6ac66703de9e2bd2Don’t let anyone choke on that tree trunk there, chef SolarisFalls 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/fh7pnw3vm93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed1c9f6c0d070e63f6a6e17bbcc13e4b5635fb9 lukewarmcaprisun 2 months ago Are we a joke to you??? solid-mayonnaise 2 months ago just one step away from becoming pesto Fabulous_Phase7249 2 months ago Great work. xcvfxcxx 2 months ago Enough psitaxx 2 months ago They’re Perfect Chef al3x_ishhH 2 months ago Perfect 🙌 certavi3797 2 months ago Pack it up f1exican… someone beat you to it.
BreadfruitNaive9455 2 months ago A competitor has entered the ring
Not_a_tasty_fish 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/8gvyahdr493g1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813e33fa7d186acf2b04619f3bc7e27f9e7532cdSee you at dinner Chef
heyheyathrowaway485 2 months ago Funniest outcome would be these chives being marked perfect while the other series is forced to continue
3string 2 months ago As a regular eater of food, I’m nervous to tell all these excellent chefs that I prefer my chives cut to 40mm lengths….
Clear-Addendum319 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/jmcg8iz7693g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251383bb24e5b2f83f5369f5cce3800700a1309cenjoy your dinner, chef
eirpguy 2 months ago So like sex, with chives there is only good and great. Don’t let the quest for greatness get in the way of good enough.
EmbracetheFear 2 months ago I’ve been bamboozled by an imposter, thinking I was super early. Trechivery!
stayonthecloud 2 months ago I have actually wondered what our hero /u/F1exican does with all those nicely-chopped chives, it’s a *lot* of chives
garyisonion 2 months ago This made me giggle! I love the whole thing and the community adding to the joke
SemajLu_The_crusader 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/sy9z8vjsa93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1805b5edc400c24278b67a66c73fe693011e3609angry Chives
_cyna_ 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/g9qv326yb93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de39dc7a2d6247ac8d9e02a0cced7a330ebd4d2dThat’s a whole headcrab
_Ross- 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/o50ykkqll93g1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9e612ba444a2b2459fa38aa6ac66703de9e2bd2Don’t let anyone choke on that tree trunk there, chef
SolarisFalls 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/fh7pnw3vm93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed1c9f6c0d070e63f6a6e17bbcc13e4b5635fb9
43 Comments
Well done, Chef
Enjoy dinner, might wanna dry them better next time
Honestly these are the best chives I’ve ever seen.
What are you making at home that requires a half foot of chives?
Impressive for chopping with a ruler
Perfect, won’t see you tomorrow, honorary chef
A competitor has entered the ring
F1exican needs to learn from this.
https://preview.redd.it/8gvyahdr493g1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813e33fa7d186acf2b04619f3bc7e27f9e7532cd
See you at dinner Chef
Funniest outcome would be these chives being marked perfect while the other series is forced to continue
Perfect chives, Chef.
As a regular eater of food, I’m nervous to tell all these excellent chefs that I prefer my chives cut to 40mm lengths….
Most perfect chives I’ve ever seen.
These are beautiful and I would love to know what you’re making for dinner
Oh wow everybody look at this guy, this guy doesn’t even care…
https://preview.redd.it/jmcg8iz7693g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251383bb24e5b2f83f5369f5cce3800700a1309c
enjoy your dinner, chef
Pretty good for not trying. Enjoy!
So brave…
I don’t care….pulls out ruler.
So like sex, with chives there is only good and great. Don’t let the quest for greatness get in the way of good enough.
I’ve been bamboozled by an imposter, thinking I was super early. Trechivery!
Little wet for my tastes
u/KarmaKrazi we need your planes!
I have actually wondered what our hero /u/F1exican does with all those nicely-chopped chives, it’s a *lot* of chives
Better looking than the other guys
This made me giggle! I love the whole thing and the community adding to the joke
https://preview.redd.it/sy9z8vjsa93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1805b5edc400c24278b67a66c73fe693011e3609
angry Chives
Get better lighting, chef
You rushed this one buddy…
Eiffel towers everywhere
Yeah, these are really good chives.
https://preview.redd.it/g9qv326yb93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de39dc7a2d6247ac8d9e02a0cced7a330ebd4d2d
That’s a whole headcrab
And the war begins…
That’s not cut, that’s massacred, boi.
Looks like you cared, chef 😂
https://preview.redd.it/o50ykkqll93g1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9e612ba444a2b2459fa38aa6ac66703de9e2bd2
Don’t let anyone choke on that tree trunk there, chef
https://preview.redd.it/fh7pnw3vm93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed1c9f6c0d070e63f6a6e17bbcc13e4b5635fb9
Are we a joke to you???
just one step away from becoming pesto
Great work.
Enough
They’re Perfect Chef
Perfect 🙌
Pack it up f1exican… someone beat you to it.