I’m a huge fan of names that are off the wall (Death Wish Piano Movers, Not Your Granddady’s Root Beer). Has anyone tried this?

by eviltwintomboy

38 Comments

  1. everyist

    Yeah it’s actually very good! Better than the silly name might imply. Kind of a mustardy, tangy sauce. I thought it had a nice medium kick to it but as you know, your mileage may vary.

  2. NAteisco

    Taste like spicy mustard, not hot sauce. Pretty good, but the label is misleading.

  3. Pastorfuzz-007

    It’s really good on bologna or ham sandwiches

  4. I just want the bottle to display in the bathroom. 😆

  5. Red_In_The_Sky

    Not this, but I’ve had Dr Assburns smoked hab and it’s pretty great. Pretty sure it’s from the same place

  6. I will never try food with a name like that cause I’m not a child anymore…

  7. Gold_Evening_7819

    I tried this , I thought it was awful and just got for the sake of it, no underlying flavor

  8. Short_Emu_885

    It’s top three on my “best boofing sauces” list

  9. BabyOhmu

    I’m not keen to consume any condiment that references shitting in its title

  10. One of the stupidest names I’ve seen, would pass

  11. EpicThrowaway24

    It’s alright; too much mustard flavor but I don’t like mustard

  12. Banned3rdTimesaCharm

    I have a rule about not eating any food with shit jokes in the marketing.

  13. Double_Fisherman6817

    I bought a bottle because my then junior high aged son begged me to get it because of the stupid name. I actually found it very tasty, but not at all hot—like someone said, kind of a delicious spicy mustard flavor. Excellent on sandwiches, burgers, shrimp, etc. if you can get past the name. But if you want actual heat, look elsewhere.

  14. Impossible-Charity-4

    Hard no with anything named like a Kid Rock cover band’s first attempt at an original.

  15. dark_star_11_11_73

    This is one of the OGs for gimmick labels on hotsauce. Saw it lots back in the day but never tried it in spite of the label.

  16. LordFlaccidWeenus

    Some of these novelty sauces are actually somewhat decent. People will hate on 100% Pain, the sauce bottled like this, but I love it as a sort of extract to add into things like chili. And it surprisingly has flavor. People treat the funny name stuff like its garbage but its mid, the real garbage is the like 24 variety packs of small vinegar bottles you et at Christmas. Id be happy to receive this sauce in the post in comparison lol

  17. I tried it a few years back. It was decent enough, but wasn’t worth the $10 price for it. 

  18. Thevelvetjones

    Professor FartPounderz was a mentor to many in the hot sauce making industry.

  19. CptSnicklefrits

    It’s great with fried chicken, got it as an obvious joke but I like it for a few things

  20. Leading-Aide5617

    Good name, makes me miss Ass in the Tub .

  21. Every_Passion_3606

    I have had like five people purchase this for me as a gag gift, including my dad. It’s not bad, but the mustardiness limits its usage a bit. For a novelty, it’s honestly pretty tasty.

  22. 131sean131

    Is good if not great on a pork chop or loin or really anything that can use A complex mustardy kick.

  23. ilikemyusername1

    I bought a bottle once expecting it to be hot, it was aight. You could make a better spicy honey mustard with what you probably already have on hand.

  24. PM-ME-UR-DESKTOP

    I received one as a gift. Surprisingly good on eggs

  25. Dude_Bro_88

    Tried it. It was ok but oh man. I normally don’t have any gut reactions to spicy thing but this one did as advertised.

  26. Yes, it was great. The local import store imported some and it was definitely the best of the lot. A shame the ran out and I can’t get it anymore.

  27. realmealdeal

    I bought this as a joke and ended up really liking it. It’s not going to be the hottest sauce you can find but it’s decent.

  28. Voodoocat-99

    Got it as a gift… liked it! I’d rebuy if I saw it.

  29. Jawsinstl

    Omg. I’ve finally had one that people post! I was sad the day that I ran out. Not only was it very tasty. It had a bit of heat and I love the forward mustard flavor. The seasoning in the sauce made it approachable for deli sandwiches especially. I also used it mixed with honey for some of my most memorable wings I’ve made in a long time. Would recommend if you are after a mustard flavor profile with a little heat. It will not make you sweat.

    I also remembered eating it with chicken pot pie! That was my last time eating it. It was a happy and sad day. I need to buy it again. Thanks for reminding me about it!

  30. drumorgan

    Love it – not sure how I found it, but it was going to take 2 weeks on Amazon, and they had another bottle, “Yeranus Burns”, more of a smoky red jalapeño sauce, just as spicy, that could be shipped overnight. Love them both. Really gets your attention, then gone in minutes. No stomach issues, no hassle with “yeranus” 😉 – just a great heat AND flavor

  31. iHaveAMicroPenis12

    Solid hot sauce! Definitely try it